Tins of orange and sarsi Crates of mandarin oranges Cans of longans and lychees Fireworks and red crackers 5xmom DID NOT take the above photo. You hear? I DID NOT take the photo. This will be a series of Chinese New Year run-up blog brought to you by the woman who adores Chinese New Year.

Posted on January 11th, 2005 by Lilian
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Imagine this – my son is so small, he fits only into age 8 yrs clothes. His teacher gave him a set of shorts and singlet that can fit into an 80KG fatso size XXL. The shorts can fill 3 of my sons and still got room. The singlet’s arms and collar opening dropped down [...]

Posted on January 11th, 2005 by Lilian
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Let me introduce you to the small kkc and big kkc. The small kkc is very short only, shoot also very short distance. Old already, no power, no memory. The big kkc, walau-eh, so huge, long, solid and ooooh…it shoots so far. Any angle also possible. Choy…before you guys think 5xmom has gone XXX, think [...]

Posted on January 11th, 2005 by Lilian
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