What happen when 5xmom is let loose with a camera, a thrist for something to blog and one hour to kill?
5xmom tulan-ted liao. C’mon! My little, puppy eyes toddler eyeing your swing and you pretend not to see him? WTF, KNN, TMD! There are plenty of seats around for your big backsides, why must you squeeze them here? No one ignore 5xmom adorable toddler and get away with it alive.
5xmom said in the loudest voice, in polished Ingrish sumore, to impless them.
“Never mind, sayang, we play the zook-zook (slide) first, k?”
Toddler not budging, standing there, looking so forlorn.
5xmom switched to bitch and SWAT mode liao.
“Darling, come mommy take photo for you ok?” Evil glint in her eyes.
Flip backpack to front, un-zip and take out her big KKC. Act professional like dat. Take out camera filter, extension and start screwing (not that she needs them). Wah…. very kerng lor… Like real photographer.
Finally, one Ah Beng got uncomfortable and felt threatened with a big KKC from this SWAT. SWAT ah soh means business because she was wearing a pair of jeans, black crew-neck t-shirt ( & mushroom hair) and looking damn kembang like dat with her KKC. He reluctantly stood up and gave the swing to toddler.
Ehhh…baby, nolah, mommy only speaking Eng lan. I no speak Too lan.
*sigh* If we are in KLCC park, I think the guards will foam in the mouth, blowing their whistles. But here? There is a group of hurly burly MPPP Penguatkuasa Team nearby, wearing blue vests and they don’t say a thing. *sigh* Because it is not their job mah. Their job is to dismantle poor hawkers’ stalls only.
BTW, have you all met some lowly humans who have no shame at the playgrounds? The kind where they make a dash, over run another kid to grab an empty swing so that their own kid who is already occupied with something else can get on it? They will hold the swing dominantly, staring with killer looks at the poor kid who is also holding the swing and then, screammmmmmm ‘cb…come and take this swing!!!’? Urrggghh, we have many ugly Malaysians like that, don’t we?