#2 son : Awww….marn….don’t torture me
5xmom : What torture?
#2 son : When we do that, you scream at us
5xmom : Ya mah, you all wan so noisy, I can go gila you know
#2 son : You sudah ketinggalan zaman la, ho sim la, go and update yourself. (you are behind time, for goodness sake)
5xmom : Oi, you watch it wor, you think I very old meh
#2 son : Please laaaaaaa….I beg you…… turn off your Yahoo Launchcast or I report you for penderaan anak (child abuse). Or you come, I teach you what is music.
5xmom : OK lah, then you promise you won’t play that stupid St. Andreas PS2 music so loud, cannot turn on the volume of the station from your computer too loud. Or else, I whole day sing love songs and if that is not enough, I sing gospel songs. Somemore not enough, I sing Chinese opera, you want? I ada lagi kerng mya, now I choir practice, I can also sing Latin songs. *muahahahaha*
#2 son : Amah….. (slap forehead) you think your voice very nice ah?
5xmom : Who cares……as long as I got voice, enuff la.
#2 son and 5xmom make peace. No one is allowed to turn on the music from their respective computer/TV/PS2 too loud because we have a huge generation gap that cannot be bridge where taste for music is concerned. But we have one pet hate – Barney songs. But funnily, both Barney VCDs are missing and toddler had not been watching Barney for 3 days already. Woo hoo! Peace on earth.