Little toddler is scared of fire, beetles, firecrackers, crabs with legs twitching and just about anything unfamiliar. So, toddler freaked out upon seeing brothers lighting the candles. Two candles on an ice-cream cake. Mommy had gotten the cake one day early. Being two years old, you have no right to choose. If big bros fancy some ice-cream cake today, you have to celebrate your birthday today.
After all the frights big bros gave me, I decided to take revenge. My mommy as usual, is not around to save me because she is always behind that damn camera. Even when I am going to pee in my pants due to frights, she will be calling me, like an idiot (mommy, not me),
“Look here, Matthew, smile, baby”
So, I became the big bad wolf, huffing and puffing the candle down. But hey, the fire is gone!
And while mommy is still jumping like a monkey at the other end, snapping so many photos for dunno what, I took the knife and stab and smash the cake. I hate ice-cream so why are you all getting me an ice-cream cake for MY birthday. Ish, I certainly don’t get much rights as a toddler. Wait till next year, I am gonna dictate my own life.
Uncles and aunties, kor-kor and cheh-cheh, please send me some kisses on my two years old birthday. ‘Cos my mommy is not getting me any birthday present, no chicks (like Uncle Buaya’s Sue-Ann, Isabelle and Annabelle, MG’s ‘older woman’ toddler, Mrs T’s Chloe etc) to celebrate with me and not even a new shirt or pants. *muak* Love, Matthew!