// The Obnoxious 5xmom

Nope, I did not say this. My son did. He asked, “If that boy who is only 5 years old is already sitting there, looking at the sexy girl and drooling, eyes and mouth open wide, what will become of him when he is older? Lelaki gila sex?” (lelaki gila sex = horny [...]

Fact : Penang people are all ‘kiam siap, kiasu, ai panjee, ai tua teh’ If there is any freebies or offers, they are going to fight and forego face water (pride) to get a piece. If you don’t understand, it means Penangites are known to be stingy, wanting to win all the time [...]

I am not a good mommy. I am not a good mommy. I am not a good mommy. (repeat 100X)
I am not a good mommy because other mommy plaid her daugther’s hair and put nice nice ribbons:

while I laughed till I peed in my pants and said under my breath,
“Who the hell [...]

I must point finger at James for commenting that my photos tend to have phallic symbolism.
I see a lot of phallic symbolism in your photos lah Lilian. Why ah? Hehhehheh…..
Posted by: James at February 24, 2005 10:21 AM
Taken from my Chap Goh Meh blog with a huge cannon.
Hmm….I did not realise [...]

The stark reality that our country is no longer safe from natural disaster hits everyone of us. I usually do not like to read too many things, especially all those geological reports which are too complicated for my simple mind. But someone who is a mother, a geologist and a PhD [...]

Many female bloggers are mad with me because I said that we (Malaysians) are lacking bloggers like Xiaxue. To make it up to them, I hereby offer my olive branch. Go get yourself a copy of Cleo and ogle the most eligible bachelor # 23. Then, come here and take a number [...]

Source
Excerpt of news from Bernama:
March 29, 2005 02:39 AM
People In Coastal Areas In Penang And Langkawi Asked To Evacuate

KUALA LUMPUR, March 29 (Bernama) — People living in coastal areas in Penang, Perak, Kedah, Perlis and Pulau Langkawi have been advised to evacuate to higher areas following fears of a [...]