bible, spelt with a small letter, as defined by WordWeb is
A book regarded as authoritative in its field.
Whereas, Bible, the one I commonly read is
The sacred writings of the Christian religions.
So don’t campur aduk the thing and then flame me hor? I made this very clear from the beginning liao, I only H U M O U R. I do not gamble because I believe God provides. But if you got any good tips, I can always tell my atm to strike it rich on my behalf.
Today’s lesson is about The gamblers’s bible. This book here is what I inherited from my late mother-in-law. This bible is also the kind of bible my late mom used to read when I was small. In fact, she was so good in memorising them and I have also acquired some of her skills.
I believe many young people have not seen this very important, very informative and very cun book. Nowadays, Magnum and Da Ma Cai computerised everything liao, no more chiqik. It promises many people hopes, of getting rich, that is. I do not read Mandarin so I do not know who are the figures mentioned below.
If you have dreams, then you seek the bible. You dream of elephants? (after reading my most humourous Tsunami‘s blog?) Then see what the bible says:
I can rattle off several hot numbers like:
932 = money
018 218 = pineapple
(thanks to GUB2 for pointing out.)
569 = coffin
584 = mata keranjang (humsup fler like a certain Mr. Han, lusty male)
606 = phyton
932 = cobra
880 = backside/arse
268 = jamban (latrine/olden toilet)
Phew…I can go on and on. So I shall stop here. But aha, 5xMoM is a very generous person, believing in spreading goodwill, happiness and prosperity. So, if your religion does not forbid you to play with these sort of bible, then go buy RM1 big, RM1 small on 1570, in Sports Toto, Magnum and Da Ma Cai. Check bible what is 570?
Clever boys and girls! Yes, it is durian. A fruit that rhymes with my name. A thorny, pokey, sharp fruit which has a golden, rich and rewarding taste. Very much like what I want my blog to be.
Pssst…Dear God, Can you adjust the stars a bit and make this come true either today or this weekend? If possible, first prize in all 3 Toto/Magnum and DMCai? If they strike, they will belanja me mah. And if they strike it big, they will even sponsor my site. That way, I can become overnight success, breathing and preaching Bible and bible in the same breath. Amen!