Imagine this. Toddler playing around with a toy scissor, trying to cut the sofa, paper and just about anything. I encourage living skills, ok? So, there I was, doing my things and keeping an eye at the same time. We were just sitting less than 3 feet away from each other. Do you know that 5xMoM got eyes behind her head and on her butt as well? Dunno ah? Aiyah…all mothers are like that wan…..
And guess what toddler did? He pulled down his pants, now diaperless liao mah, and pulled his foreskin (of the little kkc la) and kiap-kiap-kiap with the scissors. Ish…cilaka mya creative mind. So, what happened when you try to perform self-circumcision? Cry like mad la. I had 3 other kids but none did this before. So how I know that toddler can cut kukuchiao wan? Baby books never teach me, doctors also never warn me mah.
*haih* Lucky it is only a blunt, toy scissor. Otherwise, I will convert him to Islam and find a Malay wife for him next time. And my atm clans will slaughter me for not taking good care of their marbles.
Wanna see the little boy who perform self-circumcision? Nah, now wearing helmet liao, safe and sound.
*sigh* I wish I can get him to wear helmet and a steel armour around the house. Just today, he had learnt to climb the double decker (minus the ladder ‘cos we never instal it). He would go up there and start bouncing on the bed. -__-“””” (cold sweats). He fell down once today, from a lower height. The moment he recovered, I found him standing on our Manchester table (a sort of long table near the door). He doesn’t need any stools or chair, just mere monkey instinct, pulling himself up, needing very little footing.
And while cooking dinner in the kitchen, I heard #1 shouted, “He is taking photos with your camera liao!”
Toddler? He threw my KKC away! Just like when the jabatan agama go to tangkap basah? They just leap away, minus sarong.
Later in the night, I checked the camera and found that really, he did know how to switch on my KKC, and even snapped one photo. Here it is:
Looking at the angle of the photo, he must have stood on TOP of my computer table to take that photo. And he did this right in front of his brothers (whom just turned away for a sec). Don’t ask me where he threw the camera. I heard a thud and as long as it is working, good enuff. Otherwise, I will be looking at a dSLR camera next.
If not for this blog, I would be talking to myself in Tanjung Rambutan. And in my humble opinion, I shouldn’t be cooking, doing laundry or anything else (pangsai oso kenot) except sitting in front of my computer, in the living room so that I can keep an eye on him.
(P/S : Helmet came free with the bike we bought. Toddler never ride a bike. It is way too dangerous. The photo is just main-main posing only.)