At Parkson Grand members’ day sale:
5xmom – I shud have married a pig’s rearer
5xdad – *Give vile look*
5xmom – Why did I marry a GM instead leh?
5xdad _ *Give viler look*
5xmom – People’s wife bought things 4 times more expensive than me. Two thousarn egg hunled sickty pai (RM2,865) and she paid in crispy RM100 notes sumore. No need to queue up like me, using gold card and bonuslink, chey….
5xdad – *haih* People just throw in one pig only mah, sap sap sui.
5xmom – *5xmom’s better keep quiet before 5xdad vile’s joke go further* (Like for e.g. he got many pigs but I got only one fat little pig with 4 piglets? or something like dat)
After envying Mr B’s and his expensive mistake and another blogger who is showing off his bladder bag, coat, boots and gawd knows what else is coming, 5xMoM decided to go and burn atm’s money a bit. Tadaa…
OK, go ahead and snigger (eleh, miserable skin care only mah…) but this is the very first time, in the last 6 years since I resigned from work, that I spend about RM700+ on just a skincare set.
So, from now on, each night before I go to sleep and each morning when I wake up, I am going to splatter them on my face and chant, “I love burning atm’s money, I love burning atm’s money, because if I don’t help to burn, who knows where his monies will go to?”
Fact : Many women whom went separate ways always have this to say, “Dear Thelma, I had scrimped and saved all my life, denying myself of many things to help my husband. But now, he has found a new model.”
Ladies, go and pamper yourself silly. Don’t worry, be happy.