Imagine this, I was caught in a sea of lau ees of the horrifying type on Saturday. Toddler ran like a convict released from prison and I was panting and chasing him, terrified that some burly Ah Beng in the midst of coupling may step on him. So, eyes were on toddler, disregarding the surroundings.
Like a horror movie, the actress was unaware of her surrounding until it is too late. Swarms of rats, spiders, maggots whatever that scares you are all over the place. Yikes….I am one of the lau ees. Who is supposed to be waiting for Nancy Sit, wanting to get thin by just sitting down on a couch and one lumpy footstool. I scramped straight to the 5th floor and took this photo:
I was scared because the old, old men there are real horny chaps who can actually go up on stage and do the twist in order to win some contest. And the lau ees are those wearing too tight blouses and pants. With tattoo eyebrows and talk like they know everything about health. Not to mentioned hair dyed with red and brown hues.
While people watching with my zoom lense, pretending to snap photos of Nancy Sit, I observed something even more terrifying. The Ah Lians are wearing winter clothings! In Penang, where the shitty temperature goes up to 36-38 deg celcius. And with boots up to the knee. And barbie doll hair. Oh shart, can you imagine that? Curly, blonde hair that goes doink, doink as they bopped on their boots?
Puhleez, I know it is winter in Hong Kong and China but don’t these girls have any brains? Must they wear winter clothings with polyester leather, gawdy furs, those scottish quilts and the whole works right here in Malaysia? Awwwww…there are so many shops with these sort of fashion sprouting up. I cannot imagine the eye sore I am going to suffer. If they are wearing low-waist jeans and showing belly button with spaghetti strap, then it is fine with me. I have sons and husband who appreciate that. But these? Puhleez.
What is the lastest fashion, dear lengluis? Those straight-straight hair no longer in fashion, issit? They ‘heng’ curly, blonde hair issit? Tell auntie la, auntie hair auto-curly and already name Ah Lian, I just need find something to scare the black colour out of my hair like that wife of Napolean, what’s her name?
And the, leng chais, tell me what turns you OFF from a girl? Tattoo eyebrows?
(Flame retardant : Don’t flame me wor, I had some pretty bizarre taste in fashion before. And one of my close relative said I looked like a prostitute. But let’s blog about that one day when I can find the approach.)