Ladies and gentleman, the above title, watching balls and the photo attached is not related, I repeat, not related at all to what I am going to blog. No, no, not related. This photo is taken at the Youth Park/Taman Belia in Penang. I don’t have the faintest idea what is so nice about placing these 3 feet high balls all over the fields. But then, do they ever have to make sense? As long as they got avenue to spend tax-payers money, their job is done.
Now, what I am going to blog about is my observation from female version of cucimata-ing (borrowing Da Buaya’s term). But I am not sure it is cucimata or sakit mata (eyesore).
You see, Chinese married men whom are fathers have no sense of dressing at all. I was at Tesco on Saturday noon, having lunch whilst my kids were playing at the play area. Most wives leave their hubbies and small toddlers at the play area while they go dunno do what (hey, Tesco is a dead boring place for shopping and the only interesting thing to buy are eggs, ok?)
These bunch of Chinese fathers, aiyoh…..si beh lam nua (messy). Selipar buruk, checks pasar malam bermuda, free complimentary t-shirts and that’s it. Hey, if you take away those garbs, I am sure these men are some pretty nice, handsome, hunky, executives from Monday to Friday. So, why do they have to be so, so selekeh?
There is this guy who is at least 6′ 2″ and wear his yellow titanium sunglasses as his hair accessories. Ewwwsss… And a bloootoooth on his ear. 6′ 2″? Hey, my kinda ideal height for a man. But he is soooooo selekeh too. The legs are like ostrich so dry, scaly and terkangkang. Then, there is another, ouch, even worse looking guy who is a disgrace to all Chinese fathers.
I wonder….why can’t these men wear a little more decent when they are out? Come on! What if they meet their long, lost friends or bosses or working associates?
I observed that only the Chinese fathers do this, wearing like they are at home. Is fatherhood really that taxing that they have no time to look at themselves in the mirror? There is a line between looking casual (ahem, like my atm so smart lah) and looking like a piece of shit. Why ah? Why are they like that?
Do you ladies ever make sure that your hubbies go out of the house looking a little bit presentable? Or you purposely made them look so unattractive that no other women/SYT/anything in skirts/5xmom ogle? Tell me?
Non-related issue again. While at the cashier, one woman was trying to push out her cart, fully loaded but apparently, the metal thingy blocked her way. Then, came this gallant, handsome, young man, dressed in Bonia t-shirt and a nice bermuda pants helped her to pass through by unlocking the metal thingy. But niameh, the hubby (who came later from behind) did not even thanked him and just buat dunno and pretended the gallant young man is some security guard or something. Tiuuu….you think your fcuking ugly wife, my 5xdad wanna khau meh? A thank you or even a smile would be very appropriate but what you gave? Stupid cina-apek. (guess which one? Both? LOL) If I have someone so handsome doing such gallant favours, I would swooned and gave my brightest, sunshine smile plus some coy looks liao.
*decided to change tone of blogging ‘cos my young readers said all my blogs are too chim (deep meaning) for them to catch*