Porn in the neighbourhood

Nope, I did not say this. My son did. He asked, “If that boy who is only 5 years old is already sitting there, looking at the sexy girl and drooling, eyes and mouth open wide, what will become of him when he is older? Lelaki gila sex?” (lelaki gila sex = horny men = [...]

Getting shortchanged by 31% at Baskin Robbins

Fact : Penang people are all ‘kiam siap, kiasu, ai panjee, ai tua teh’ If there is any freebies or offers, they are going to fight and forego face water (pride) to get a piece. If you don’t understand, it means Penangites are known to be stingy, wanting to win all the time and expect [...]

I am not a good mommy because…

I am not a good mommy. I am not a good mommy. I am not a good mommy. (repeat 100X) I am not a good mommy because other mommy plaid her daugther’s hair and put nice nice ribbons: while I laughed till I peed in my pants and said under my breath, “Who the hell [...]

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