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April 1st, 2005 at 10:34 am

I woke up this morning….

» by Lilian in: Humor

… and wondered why my bladder is so full
….and wondered why my breath is so foul
after peeing, I went to the kitchen to make milk for my toddler
….and wondered why he is so hungry
I trudged back to the room
plonked myself back to bed
…and wondered why I am not sleepy anymore

I came out to the living room
to read The Star
…..and wondered why I can read so well

I passed by my computer
….and wondered why power surge thingy light is still flickering
I disturbed the mouse and yikes, a few blogs are online
(Viewtru, Kennysia and Rojaks)

When did I turned on my computer?
Why can I see so well?
Why is my atm so annoyed with me this morning (before going to work)?
Why are last night dinner dishes still on the table, turning stinky?
Why is the floor so messy?
Why can I see so well?

Shit! I had fallen asleep last night
while I was putting my toddler to sleep
and I forgot to take off my contact lenses, brush my teeth, clean the house, shutdown my computer, lock the wooden door, turn off the living room lights and say my night prayers to ask God not to make a fool of me.

And I thought God gave me better vision simply
because it is APRIL FOOL’s day!

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  • atiza
    12:15 pm on April 1st, 2005 1

    no wonder you’ve got a clear vision. but sometimes we mothers tend to oversleep while putting our children to sleep..

    ok la..ok la..guilty *head hung in shame*

    i did it everytime Wink

  • lilian
    12:23 pm on April 1st, 2005 2

    Atiza
    But at least you don’t have blogs hanging on your computer and open windows of MSN IM. That is what makes me soooooo guilty. My hubby is going to send me for rehabilitation soon. Pusat Pemulihan Penagih Internet. Hahaha.

  • Wingz
    12:47 pm on April 1st, 2005 3

    HAHAHAHA dont worry lilian we will gather kat that pusat pemulihan and visits u lol

  • MrsT
    4:31 pm on April 1st, 2005 4

    Hehehehe!! lilian.. Smile
    Yer must be tired..! Atm cannot blame you lah..! you are entitled to fall asleep anytime.. when you are tired.. Wink

  • Jinny
    5:38 pm on April 1st, 2005 5

    Haha, and I tend to do that sometimes too… especially when I am super exhausted from frying my brains all day

  • Yuen Li
    6:36 pm on April 1st, 2005 6

    Very cute article. Smile

  • mrkiasu
    9:47 pm on April 1st, 2005 7

    No need to wonder about so many things.

 

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