Shit, I dunno what the hell they are doing. Maybe those of you who claimed to evolve according to Darwin’s theory can tell me, huh? All the monkeys are doing that. I should have captured them on video but I was too excited and forgot.
Talking heads (TH) in motion:
TH : 5xmom, you seriously need to get a life
5xmom : Hell! This is my life! I am the good good mommy who took her kids to the park for a dip and monkeying at the playground.
TH : But what are you doing peeping on monkeys?
5xmom : What else you expect me to do? I have only three choices:
A) Sat there on the bench and capture endearing moments of my kids playing together and snap some natures (like the monkeys).
B) Sat there on the bench and ogle retired uncles in their singlets, flabby muscles jiggling when they are on those exercise machine.
C is definitely out of question because uncles there may get a heart attack due to excitement or Viagra’s sale may suddenly shoot up. Hey, I just waxed my legs and had a french manicure & pedicure today, ok? (bluff la)
B is not a good choice ‘cos uncles may pick me up and I may be too busy swooning (due to bau ketiak) and forget to look after my kids.
So, I choose A. Take photos of nature.
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