*This is just joke I shared with my husband hor? There is nothing more to it, ok?*

You see, coffee is my life. And atm (husband) said I tarak taste-si (no standard) ‘cos I only drink Aik Cheong kopi-o. Of course he can perli me lar, ‘cos he drinks Made-In-Italy expresso with his Italian colleagues everyday. Brewed with imported machine and beans.
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The thing is, never perli me or else I will take revenge till the ends of the world.

ONE DAY, AT THE HYPERMARKET
5xdad buying cartons of soyabean milk.
5xmom into nagging mode
5xmom : Aiyoh, why buy so many cartons? Damn heavy.
5xdad : Healthy drinks.
5xmom : Healthy your head. The internet says that soya beans contain a lot of progesterone, the female hormones. Drink liao hor, can become pondans. (effeminate)
5xdad : Goodlah, then I can earn extra income at Lorong Gharu. With you spending like water, I need that money.

(Lorong Gharu is Penang infamous pondans backlane. You can find pondans there, service charge cheap-cheap only.)

ANOTHER DAY, IN THE KITCHEN
5xmom : Aiyoh, this fridge so damn packed liao. All your soya-bean milk la.
*Repeat the same thing about soya bean got female hormone yadda, yadda.*
5xdad : (tiu-ed liao) You ever seen a monk with big breasts or not?
5xmom : LOL! How I know wor? I never un-robe a monk before.

Remember – never leave a woman with nothing else to say in an argumement. Always give them ladder to come down. Otherwise, she will plot and plot to get even.

So, 5xmom did a very bad thing tonite. She grabbed the poor happy monk at home and took a photo of his big breasts, just to prove to 5xdad.
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YESTERDAY, IN THE BEDROOM
5xmom still not satisfied about losing out on the soya-bean issue.
While putting on the SKII….
5xmom : AHAHHH……now I know why! You drink somemore the soyabean milk lah, *yadda the same hormones issue* You will end up like the monks. You will have no more ‘drive’. That time, tongkat ali also kenot save you liao.

(Some background info in case my overseas readers (chewah, as if I got any) do not comprehend. Vegetarians (like the Buddist monks) eat mostly soy-based products. These monks are all celibate, meaning, they do not engage in sexual intercourse. Tongkat ali is a Malaysian plant purported to work like Viagra.)

*As I mentioned above, these are jokes I exchanged with my husband. Nothing religious involved hor?*