18 years old – If someone vomits, run out of room, feeling pukey and will not return to room until someone has the place disinfected and sprayed with air freshener.
28 yrs old old – If someone vomits, pretend did not see, hoping someone else can clear the mess. Pick up newspaper and pretend to read.
38+ yrs old and many kids later – If kid vomits, scoop it with bare hands. Use another hand to eat the leftover piece of food which kid can’t finish and coolly walk off to wash both hands with water and carry on with life.
Gee, I have come a long way……
* Syabas to me, myself and I.
* Happy Mother’s Day to me, myself and I.
* Thank you to me, myself and I.
* Thank God for me, myself and I.
* I love me, myself and I.
Because there is no one else greater than me, myself and I (except God, of course) because I am a mother.
All mothers are great!
Check out this website, Penny Parker for some fuzzy mothers stories.
There is a legend that says that since God could not be physically present amongst all His people at all times, He created Mothers to take His place.
Quote copy from Penny Parker website