18 years old – If someone vomits, run out of room, feeling pukey and will not return to room until someone has the place disinfected and sprayed with air freshener.
28 yrs old old – If someone vomits, pretend did not see, hoping someone else can clear the mess. Pick up newspaper and pretend to read.
38+ yrs old and many kids later – If kid vomits, scoop it with bare hands. Use another hand to eat the leftover piece of food which kid can’t finish and coolly walk off to wash both hands with water and carry on with life.
Gee, I have come a long way……
* Syabas to me, myself and I.
* Happy Mother’s Day to me, myself and I.
* Thank you to me, myself and I.
* Thank God for me, myself and I.
* I love me, myself and I.
Because there is no one else greater than me, myself and I (except God, of course) because I am a mother.
All mothers are great!
Check out this website, Penny Parker for some fuzzy mothers stories.
There is a legend that says that since God could not be physically present amongst all His people at all times, He created Mothers to take His place.
Quote copy from Penny Parker website
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11:41 pm on May 7th, 2005 1
Lilian,
Happy Mother’s Day to you
11:43 pm on May 7th, 2005 2
36+ yo … coolly wipes off vomit off blouse and only change blouse before going to bed at nite …
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Happy Mother’s Day, Lilian and to all other mothers.
Yeay … first for me …… Begged DH to buy me a card for keepsakes .. but so far … sudah 11.45pm and tak nampak bayang pun .. Ha ha …
11:53 pm on May 7th, 2005 3
Happy Mother’s Day, auntie lilian…
11:58 pm on May 7th, 2005 4
happy mother’s day liulian!
12:06 am on May 8th, 2005 5
Wingz – Tenkiu
MMG – TQ
Pompit – Hahahaha, never mind, tomorrow (or is it today?) lift your legs up, relax and let him do everything. But if my husband, he will refer all dirty bottoms to me and tell me flatly ‘Mother’s Day means mother does everything mah, isn’t it?’
Mystic – Thank you! Hope your blue black go away soon. What a coincidence, I was reading your adventure at Tesco.
12:33 am on May 8th, 2005 6
happy mother’s day
12:39 am on May 8th, 2005 7
Happy Mother’s Day
12:58 am on May 8th, 2005 8
Auntie ‘Durian’,
Just drop by to wish you a very Happy Mother’s Day.
Take care.
2:23 am on May 8th, 2005 9
HAPPY MOTHER”S DAY to you, yourself and you Lilian
2:38 am on May 8th, 2005 10
Happy Mother’s Day, Auntie Lilian!
You are one of the great Mum’s that I know! You’ve been a good role Mum for so many out thre. You deserve a good celebration today. Get Uncle ATM to take you out for a good meal. Put your legs up and relax!
10:20 am on May 8th, 2005 11
Happy mothers day Lilian, enjoy although truth is we are mothers every day.
1:21 pm on May 8th, 2005 12
Happy Mother’s Day, Auntie Lilian! You deserve it and more
3:20 pm on May 8th, 2005 13
Happy Mother’s Day.. Lilian..