Shit la, I thought I found the perfect scheme to squeeze out RM1,900 as my gaji (salary) by showing The Star to my account-nut husband.
5xmom, “Oi, this month onwards you bank-in RM1,900 for me per month ok? But cincai la, kasi discount, minus RM300 we pay to Mik (our part-time helper). RM1,600 ok?”
5xdad, the smart, savvy account-nut with his fellowship in cost and management account put on his calculator face (square, cold and stiff like calculator mah).
5xdad, “Come I show you how to calculate ok?”
RM1,900 is the financial worth of a SAHM as stated in The Star dd 8th May, 2005. The amount is made up as follows:
5xdad rattles on,
Chef RM680 (amount quoted in the newspaper)
You only prepare dinner (lunch catered), no breakfast also. So pay you RM300 enuff
You goyang kaki (shake legs) at home whole day, because kids take public bus/walk.
You goyang kaki again.
Hohohoho, your blood boils when come to coaching kids, so never coach, minus again.
Junior finance assistant RM320
HOHOHOHO, you only know how to spend money. You don’t even know the price of a kopi-O.
5xdad continues, “So, your financial worth is a mere RM300 as chef! LOL!”
5xmom retorted, “Never mind, let me go find out what is the worth of a sex worker plus masseure and I will bill you accordingly. Hahahaha. If not, I go find something expensive to splurge on. Just you wait…”
Humour is our way of life.