I visited :
My favourite photoblog, Kervin blogged about Star Wars
My regular Messy Christian‘s blog – she blogged about Star Wars
Visit The Top Ten Man – Simon blogged about Star Wars
The Rojak Man – also blogged about Star Wars
Then, trying to surf for some fashion news at Fashionasia and…
yeap, you guessed it right – she blogged about Star Wars too!
Looks like only The Hustler and Jeff Ooi haven’t blogged about Star Wars. Apalah ni. Whylah everyone must blog about Star Wars? Boring, you know? I have limited choice of blogs to read now. Everyday have to read Hustler’s suggestion for Eating Out and Jeff’s news (sorry, not Jeff boring but I never like to read real news).
Let me tell you why I hate Star Wars. A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away, I went dating with an ex-bf. It was the second or third Star War movie, I think. Damn, I don’t remember a thing about any of the movie, ok? There was one scene where they chase Luke Skywalker (?) in the jungle. Those tiny things were flying all over the trees. The scene is very chiqik (full of suspense) but guess what was I doing? I was snoring in the cold comfort of the cinema aircon. Of course, I got dumped by that bf ler. What else?
Then, later, with my now-husband. When I was pregnant with my first son, he made a joke that almost caused him his life. He called me that Jabba the Hutt (right name ek?). Wah….I almost sat on him till his intestine comes out of his butt!
Another one – when I was only in my late teens (or is it 20s?), my second brother called me Yoda because he said my double chins reminds him of the wrinkly Yoda. And that bad brother of mine also said I look like that robot – 3PO or is it R2D2? The tall, silver one. Because I was so thin and lanky and nerdy (and yeah, with double chins).
So, forgive me if I HATE STAR WARS. I am going to boycott everyone who blog about Star Wars. Good thing is my kids are all having their semester exam and have no interest in Star Wars.
All ye who hate Star Wars, please say aye!
And whoever dare to call me Jabba, prepare to die.
Photos sourced from : www.imdb.com