Don’t blog or talk about Star Wars, can ah?

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The Obnoxious 5xmom

May 20th, 2005 at 12:59 am

Don’t blog or talk about Star Wars, can ah?

» by Lilian in: Humor

I visited :

My favourite photoblog, Kervin blogged about Star Wars

My regular Messy Christian’s blog – she blogged about Star Wars

Visit The Top Ten Man – Simon blogged about Star Wars

The Rojak Man – also blogged about Star Wars

Then, trying to surf for some fashion news at Fashionasia and…
yeap, you guessed it right – she blogged about Star Wars too!

Looks like only The Hustler and Jeff Ooi haven’t blogged about Star Wars. Apalah ni. Whylah everyone must blog about Star Wars? Boring, you know? I have limited choice of blogs to read now. Everyday have to read Hustler’s suggestion for Eating Out and Jeff’s news (sorry, not Jeff boring but I never like to read real news).

Let me tell you why I hate Star Wars. A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away, I went dating with an ex-bf. It was the second or third Star War movie, I think. Damn, I don’t remember a thing about any of the movie, ok? There was one scene where they chase Luke Skywalker (?) in the jungle. Those tiny things were flying all over the trees. The scene is very chiqik (full of suspense) but guess what was I doing? I was snoring in the cold comfort of the cinema aircon. Of course, I got dumped by that bf ler. What else?

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Then, later, with my now-husband. When I was pregnant with my first son, he made a joke that almost caused him his life. He called me that Jabba the Hutt (right name ek?). Wah….I almost sat on him till his intestine comes out of his butt!

Another one – when I was only in my late teens (or is it 20s?), my second brother called me Yoda because he said my double chins reminds him of the wrinkly Yoda. And that bad brother of mine also said I look like that robot – 3PO or is it R2D2? The tall, silver one. Because I was so thin and lanky and nerdy (and yeah, with double chins).
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So, forgive me if I HATE STAR WARS. I am going to boycott everyone who blog about Star Wars. Good thing is my kids are all having their semester exam and have no interest in Star Wars.

All ye who hate Star Wars, please say aye!
And whoever dare to call me Jabba, prepare to die.

Photos sourced from : www.imdb.com

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  • eLaine
    1:44 am on May 20th, 2005 1

    aye!

    i fell asleep in the cinema too! haha!

  • Fashionasia
    1:49 am on May 20th, 2005 2

    I oni blog about Natalie portman…..count ah??
    Kekekekek!!!!

  • Silencers
    1:57 am on May 20th, 2005 3

    *hugs* Aww.. don’t fret. I’m not that much into Star Wars, actually. The only reason I have continued to follow the Star Wars saga is to ogle at the space combat CG and lightsaber duels.

    By the time I watched episode, I found myself going gaga over Yoda’s lightsaber showdown. Hahaha.

  • yuin
    2:18 am on May 20th, 2005 4

    may the force be with you :P

  • lilian
    2:26 am on May 20th, 2005 5

    Rub salt, you must not – Yuin

    Silencers – OK, I baru surfed some sites. The first one was in 1977 so I was only 13 years old. Childhood trauma, I guess.

    Fashionasia – I decided to plug your blog too. Hahaha.

    eLaine – yeah, gimme a five.

  • orel~
    3:20 am on May 20th, 2005 6

    Nay……!!!
    *saliva flying all over*
    Jabba~ Jabba~ Jabba~ :pbpbpbpb

    *hide hide*

  • Angelic Grace
    4:58 am on May 20th, 2005 7

    I’ve never watched a single Star Wars movie ever. I don’t know who is who, what is what, where is where, how is how. :P
    But i’ll probably be watching it with the boyfriend after the exams. and maybe i’ll be like u too..fall asleep in the cinema ! :P
    hopefully he won’t leave me lahh..

  • Eileen Chua
    6:39 am on May 20th, 2005 8

    Like you, I hate Star Wars too! (Sorry to all Star wars fans out there!)

    Thank God you won’t boycott me cos I’m not blogging about SW!
    :)

  • Joe
    8:30 am on May 20th, 2005 9

    Aisehh… good good, come read my blog :P
    I complaint a lot :D

  • Pompit
    8:31 am on May 20th, 2005 10

    Kuang kuang kuang …. I so relate to this. Try being called Jaja Bing!!! ………… Aye! Aye! Aye!

  • elphinstone
    8:35 am on May 20th, 2005 11

    Aye! :D

    Starwars is so YAWNNNNNNNN.

  • Along
    9:14 am on May 20th, 2005 12

    Haiya, Star Wars…nothing but hype.

    BUt I can watch episod 4-6 again and again. Dulu punya best, now…like chicken shit only. Arghh…why mess with a winning formula??!!

  • simon
    9:25 am on May 20th, 2005 13

    YOU CANNOT RESIST THE DARK SIDE… JOIN ME, TOGETHER WE WILL RULE THE EMPIRE…

    HMMMM…..HOOORRRR….HHMMMMM…HOOOORRRR…

  • Sashi
    9:38 am on May 20th, 2005 14

    Feel the POWER of the DARK SIDE of the FORCE!
    You want to get revenge on those who called you Jabba?

    Then JOIN US! Embrace The Force! Unleash IT’S POWER!

    RIIIIISSSSE, DARTH LILLIAN….

  • belacan
    9:49 am on May 20th, 2005 15

    Resistance is, and has always been… futile. eh! wrong movie. sorry! ;)

  • sue
    9:56 am on May 20th, 2005 16

    hahahaha… i’m with you on this lilian :) for no particular reason actually. juz dun really like movies with sequels. not patient enuf to wait for the next one and by then i wud have forgotten the earlier movie’s storyline.

  • bkworm
    10:04 am on May 20th, 2005 17

    Can’t blog about it yet…but maybe after tonight!! ;) How not sleep and eat and breathe Starwars when hubby is a die hard fan of anything remotely resembling Starwars!

  • Din
    10:23 am on May 20th, 2005 18

    You know, this post counts as a Star Wars post too…

  • Solbi-wan Kenobi
    10:29 am on May 20th, 2005 19

    LOL.. I’m way ahead of you about not blogging about SW! (I’ll just wait for the DVD)

    Unfortunately I can’t do anything about nickname! haha

  • viewtru
    10:57 am on May 20th, 2005 20

    Yoda says,
    “Call you ‘Jabba the hutt’ he did not.
    Affected your hearing, the pregnancy did.
    Cos your ‘pat thor’ swelled(‘huat’).
    So called you ‘Char Bor the Huat’ he did.”

  • momof2
    11:01 am on May 20th, 2005 21

    When I was young (below 10yrs old) I liked “Return of the Jedi” due to the ewoks and their tree huts,on top of the light sabre! :p though not crazy about SW, I don’t hate it…. *heheh, runs away*

  • MG
    11:22 am on May 20th, 2005 22

    Hey there Jabba, you just blogged about Star Wars and I’m gonna boycott your blog. nyek. nyek.

  • eyeris
    11:24 am on May 20th, 2005 23

    STAR WARS! STAR WARS! STAR WARS! STAR WARS! STAR WARS! STAR WARS! STAR WARS! :) :) :)

    Go to my blog for more STAR WARS! STAR WARS! STAR WARS! haha…

  • S-Kay
    11:57 am on May 20th, 2005 24

    Hahahha..star wars…tmr I’m watching….not a super big fan of it but having watched the first 2 parts, you can’t possibly miss out the last one =P I remember watching the luke skywalker ones when I was a kid…all i remember was harrison ford..thats all..storyline..semua lupa =P

  • Joe
    12:07 pm on May 20th, 2005 25

    Heyyy… watching SW is no more fun if middle of the show, “ring ring” “beep beep” “tooo tooot!” can be heard. So put your phone on silent eh?

  • fish fish
    12:23 pm on May 20th, 2005 26

    Kekeke… 5xmom, I oso dun understand why people like star war. In fact, I never watched any series of it from beginning till the end. I watched first 10 min when I was a kid, then I decided I stopped.

    The start wars talks on blogs been making my head big too.

  • Amusee
    12:25 pm on May 20th, 2005 27

    Hey… neither OuiOui nor myself wrote about S**r W**s. Didn’t even mention the words! Hehehehe ;)

  • ashotiwoth
    12:29 pm on May 20th, 2005 28

    succumb to dark side, you have….

    *cabut*

  • Vagus
    12:53 pm on May 20th, 2005 29

    Aiyo, everyone here STar Wars Haters issit??? Just watch SWIII, thought it was beyond great. Then again i’m a geek

  • sexymama
    12:59 pm on May 20th, 2005 30

    Wah, he called you Jabba ah? So daring. You must have been BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGG.

    I think I’ll blog about Star Wars. Maybe I copy one of your photos and photoshop it with Jabba’s body. Hahahahahahahahhahahaha! Too far away, I am. Kill me you can’t.

  • Shamira
    1:49 pm on May 20th, 2005 31

    Yay!Feel better to know not everybody likes star wars. I dont. But still have to be good companion to hubby and sit through the show. He has booked tickets for next Wed. Will consider it part of congenial duty ! (correct word ah?)

  • lilian
    2:42 pm on May 20th, 2005 32

    Die die, so many opinions. How to reply individually. NVM, thank you to all those who say aye and thank you to all those Star Wars fans for not flaming me.

    Viewtru – Hahaha, You are a true blue fan, I know that. Your blog intro said it all.

  • Messy Christian
    4:36 pm on May 20th, 2005 33

    Aiyoh, poor thing … (pat pats). If you want to know, my first time watching Star Wars – it was Empire strikes back I think – I was eight years old. I was so terrified of the whole movie that I spent the entire time with my hands over my face. :P

  • Kancil Killer
    5:21 pm on May 20th, 2005 34

    Yoda: “anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.”

    Don’t be angry my dear jabba

    Opps!

    *run!*

  • Kervin
    6:56 pm on May 20th, 2005 35

    Ayoh bad experience at cinema and get equated with some un savioury characters, pat back. Well I’m a sci fi junkie, but not exremist. Wonder how many people went dressed up in costume for the screening in Kl, anyone seen any Darth character or wookies running amuck at Mid Valley recently. Another note, the older trilogy was best the newer ones though with some memorable scenes can’t equal them but the third installment is better than the first two, though love story such as Padme and Anakin or Aragon and Arwen should not be the main thrust of the story (run away asap from all the lovey dovery movie watchers before kena belasah).

  • villager
    2:42 am on May 21st, 2005 36

    haha..i havent blog bout star wars..can read mine…DENG^DENG^DENG^ DENG>DENGGDENG> DENG DENG!!AHAHAHAHAH!!!

 

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