My teenage and porn
Posted on May 31st, 2005 by Lilian • Filed under: Family
Part One
I was telling my #2 about Paul and his Google Adsense. I explained that Paul’s blog is a hit with surfers. So, I asked my #2 what topic I should concentrate on so that my site will explode with traffic and have USD3 and more CENTS (hahaha) kachingkachingkaching into my own Google Adsense account.
His replied : Write por n stuff.
Part Two
I was sipping a bottle of white wine, all by myself. Gave a few sips to the teenage kids, of course. Have to start ‘em young, right?
#2 warned me. “Drink somemore, drink somemore, afterwards you make lucah (por n) dancing then only you know.”
I replied, “What is lucah dancing?”
#2 answered, “You took off your shirt and dance lor.”
Moral of the story – If you can’t win ‘em (por n), might as well be open about it and treat it like a silly game that some sick people do. Talk to your kids and explain what is paed.ophile, what kind of men (women too) are lelaki/perempuan gila seks, what is molest and explain all about the big bad wolf. I had warned my kids since they were very small (like 3-4 years old) that no one is to touch their kkc (little birdie) or ask them to do funny stuffs.
Nope, I did not finish a whole bottle of wine and nope, I certainly did not get drunk.
(some spellings are intentionally spaced out to avoid crawlers)
Cheers!
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Have u start to teach them those more complex stuff?
Mimi or whatever your name is – Sorry I have censored and also deleted one of your comment. Be nice, ok?
Your kids damn funny lah. My youngest sister is picking up ‘funny’ words from school now. And she’s using it in front of the babies my mom is taking care off. Summore the bigger baby now learning how to talk. Gosh.
juz want to point out the word “por n” in this entry’s title tat u missed out on the spacing. =D
Woahh, little kiddo these days ah, i tell u, they observe & learn very fast. So better think twice before u start the ‘lesson’.
[quote]I had warned my kids since they were very small (like 3-4 years old) that no one is to touch their kkc (little birdie)…[/quote]
Do you?
Mango – No wor. There is no necessity, right?
Joe – The danger is they are too innocent. But then, with Michael Jackson’s news in the paper…
Autumnmusic – I notice that after I published but I dare not change or else this may appear twice on PPS. But phew… no porn ads above.
S-Kay – Ya, monkey see, monkey do
I got like 50 cents in my adsense..it sucks haha I just put it on to get spidered by Google cos I was in the sandbox.
I donch know what i would do .. when the time comes for me to teach chloe..