…then, you are gone case. Why?
‘Cos Doc said so.
‘Cos Hustler said so.
‘Cos Peter Tan said so.
*shoo, shoo* Blog less, grow hairs.
But, but, but why must have long hairs?
5xmom doesn’t have the faintest idea. Long hairs:
1) need more shampoo
2) takes longer to dry so can’t sleep right after hair washing
3) can accidentally dipped into the roti canai curry
4) expensive to rebonding (better spend time re-bonding with a human?)
5) a danger when on the road as hairs can block the vision if the boyfriend has a sporty car with no top (forgot the name lah)
6) a danger when on the LRT as hairs may ‘khiap’ on the door
7) can be wrongly used as a rein
8) looks Ah-Lian-ish
9) is Ah-Lian-ish
10) preferred by all Ah-Lians
Lucky I am outta the race (to khau leng-chai). Phew…otherwise, where got time to blog when I have to spend time checking if every strand of the hairs has split ends.