No thanks to Uncle Ho and bad subtitles, here is what happened.
8 yrs old excitedly call me,
“Mommy, see, mommy”
5xmom: *back against TV* “Don’t want lah. Just tell me what happened.”
8 yrs old : You must see…You see what the monkey said.
5xmom : *still refused to turn head* Heard the word,
“Wake up you funky-monkey!”
8yrs old : Nehhh…they say bad word! (it is a big deal to hear the F word for my 8 yrs old ok?)
True enough, the subtitled spelt out,
“Wake up, you f*cking monkey (with the u spelt out. I censored it for Google’s ad sake).”
Now, someone tell me did I hear wrongly or they put the wrong subtitle? Because 8 yrs old insisted on rewinding and rewinding to find out.
5xmom : No you don’t. Do that, you don’t need to watch anymore DVD.