I kenot swear wor, how?

Yesterday night, one moron who sells smart baby products joined my forum and posted his promotional stuffs. I was so p*ssed off with him and had wanted to cuss his descendants to the maggots. (sorry hor, I dunno how to swear correctly, someone teach me the right sentence?).

My forum is a free forum. My website is a free website. Therefore, no one can join MY forum with the excuse that they did not read the fine prints. There is no fine prints. Only BIG, HUGE, HUMONGOUS prints that say again and again that no one can sell anything unless they paid MyMomsBest a small fee for advertisement. And I DO NOT accept advertisements, no matter how much they are willing to pay me, from companies that deals with formula milk and baby foods – in line with the NGOs’ stand. I also will not accept advertisements from companies who teaches newborn to read and 8 months old babies to recognise alphabets. (Googles’ ads are not within my control though).

So, this moron did. And I wanted to swear. But the last time I used the word ‘crap’ at MY forum, some sweet ladies said I am not a good example to my children. They almost fainted and go, ‘tsk, tsk, tsk, what will her children think if she typed the word crap?’

Oh well, in trying to fit into MY own forum, I typed out my reply to the moron and then, on hindsight, deleted my own message. Sad isn’t it? I cannot swear.


I gotta eat a whole pack of double chocolate cookies from Famous Amos to get the geram-ness out of my system. I went to sleep plotting how to slay that moron. But I need to flush him out before I said my night prayers. Again, sad isn’t it? I cannot swear.

I woke up this morning and my menopausal Dell refused to start. This old lady Dell-ila has this habit of not starting on some mornings. I went to read blogs at my sons’ computer but I can’t comment because I dunno my blogger password. And some proud bloggers like that Simon does not accept anonymous as a name. And I can’t comment. And I cannot swear.

So, I remembered the moron who is supposed to sell smart babies products again. Yeah, how smart can one be? Simple rules on my site, you also cannot read liao. What more you want to preach? Go eat s…lah!


Why I so mad?
Because some mom asked – Is Y for egg or yolk? All because of those flash cards! Those cards that cost a cool RM1K.

Lately I just bought a reading chart for my daughter. I realised that Y = Yolk, showing a picture of an egg shell with an egg. Then I have another flash card, showing the same picture but E=Egg. I guess Nicole will be confused if I teach her both. Any advise? Should it be egg or yolk?

*burp, satisfied, no more*

15 thoughts on “I kenot swear wor, how?

  1. Die! forget to reply your mail. OK, can I write it here? ‘Cos I hardly log on to Yahoo. Usually, we go in a bunch and that bunch is known to us. So, it is pretty safe. Otherwise, not a wise thing to do. And careful of the sea spray ‘cos it can spoil the mechanism. That’s why I used my old one instead of the canggih one. I would say it is ok to bring ‘cos if you find it missing, you can cekik everyone and throw them into the sea until you find it. hahaha, got everyone wondering what is ‘it’

  2. Most forums can be configured in a way that the moderator (in this case, you) can approve or delete postings. It takes more time but less than trying to learn how to swear.

  3. Hahaha, momof2 – ‘Cos of those cards la. Long history. Probably Maria will know more about the history. Long time I never hear the GD liao and tiba-tiba over the weekend, this bugger joined and I approved. Usually, I lazy to check everything, just approve. Then, he posted his yadda yadda yadda and website. So, scissor come out.

    Pok Ku – But, but, but learning to swear lagi seronok kan? :O)

  4. I thought the cookie pic was that of crap until you mentioned that they were from Famous Amos. But they did look like dry crap. The type that would easily sink in a toilet bowl, you know?

  5. i say man, dun geram la… i disable anonymous comment bcoz dowan spam ma… but you managed to retrieve your password, right?

  6. Simon – No leh, my menopausal Dell normally works ok after a few kicks and punches.

    RB – Yalor, first time when I kena from these ‘sweet’ ladies, I want to explode liao.

    Viewtru – *slap Vietru’s head* Simply talk. Choy. I will never look at the cookie the same yummy way again.

    Mr Kiasi – Got…I block his URL.

    soohk – Yalor, I very garang when people try to take advantage of my generousity.

    Babe- You should see their forum. My God! They actually forced newborn babies who are just brought back from hospital to crawl! I swear!

  7. Lilian,
    Swear away and get it off your system. Sometimes all these marketing guys just want to try their luck and go ahead advertising at your forum even though they knew they are not supposed too. These are the irritating, no-law, “tarak baca punya orang” bunch.

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