This is what he said:
I hate Lilian Chan! Grr! Wizzle ta rip her skinâ€¦ ta makes wallets.
I hizzle her fo` so many reasons . Bounce wit me. Reasons, T-H-to-tha-izzat I have kept witin fo` so long ya feelin’ me?. Itâ€™s ya feelin’ me?. time ta disclose some of it. A shawty at a tizzy ok? I am too pooped ta pizzy in tha hood.
# I hate her fo` tha way she maintains penangfaces.chanlilizzle. So mizzy of mackin’ food. If I see any of those pings in PPS, I can nigga ever resist ta ogle at tha drool-stimulat’n, stomach-grumbl’n, dippin’ glass-shatteringâ€¦ (izzle git tha picture) photos . Tru niggaz do niggaz! And wizzorst of all? Once she pinged at 2am. Yes. 2am . Snoop dogg is in this bitch! And I Wasnâ€™t supposed ta eat suppa ever again! Due ta temptation, I gained `bout 2 kgs that night.
# I hizzle her style of straight trippin’ W-I-Double-Tizzy articles in her bizzle . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint! Sheâ€™s . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint! bizzle writ’n so many interest’n (izzle ta mention saucy) stories, I git naughty thoughts playa blingin’ thiznem cuz Im tha Double O G. The weed-smokin’ pictures leave a dizzent n those images keep ridin’ in n out no matta wizzle I do, no playa where I am, no matta W-H-to-tha-izzat I do’n
Don’t buangmasa here. Go read the full text there.
Sorry, just woke up. Brain not working. So I Gizoogle everything. Do you know that you can download the software and you can IM in gangsta language. Cool! I can then don my leather jacket, get a tattoo or 10, wear huge dark sunglasses and sit behind my computer and IM like that. Of course, with a webcam!
Signing off: Cold Chimpanzee aka 5xmom
Got gangsta name from Kah Soon latest posting.