Someone HATEs me!!!!

This is what he said:

I hate Lilian Chan! Grr! Wizzle ta rip her skin… ta makes wallets.

I hizzle her fo` so many reasons . Bounce wit me. Reasons, T-H-to-tha-izzat I have kept witin fo` so long ya feelin’ me?. It’s ya feelin’ me?. time ta disclose some of it. A shawty at a tizzy ok? I am too pooped ta pizzy in tha hood.
# I hate her fo` tha way she maintains penangfaces.chanlilizzle. So mizzy of mackin’ food. If I see any of those pings in PPS, I can nigga ever resist ta ogle at tha drool-stimulat’n, stomach-grumbl’n, dippin’ glass-shattering… (izzle git tha picture) photos . Tru niggaz do niggaz! And wizzorst of all? Once she pinged at 2am. Yes. 2am . Snoop dogg is in this bitch! And I Wasn’t supposed ta eat suppa ever again! Due ta temptation, I gained `bout 2 kgs that night.
# I hizzle her style of straight trippin’ W-I-Double-Tizzy articles in her bizzle . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint! She’s . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint! bizzle writ’n so many interest’n (izzle ta mention saucy) stories, I git naughty thoughts playa blingin’ thiznem cuz Im tha Double O G. The weed-smokin’ pictures leave a dizzent n those images keep ridin’ in n out no matta wizzle I do, no playa where I am, no matta W-H-to-tha-izzat I do’n

Don’t buangmasa here. Go read the full text there.

Sorry, just woke up. Brain not working. So I Gizoogle everything. Do you know that you can download the software and you can IM in gangsta language. Cool! I can then don my leather jacket, get a tattoo or 10, wear huge dark sunglasses and sit behind my computer and IM like that. Of course, with a webcam!

Signing off: Cold Chimpanzee aka 5xmom
Got gangsta name from Kah Soon latest posting.

7 Replies to “Someone HATEs me!!!!”

  1. Lol…about the Gangsta stuff, that’s so cool. Hey lilian, I have been reading your blog for quite awhile. Find that you are a cool mom & wife. As I am being kinda lost myself getting away from my public listed company job to now being a “sitting at home and doing nothing” house wife. I’ve read all the articles you write about being a wife. That was cool, and funny. Just wanna let you know that I am enjoying reading to your post. Ciao~

  2. Hi Juei

    Thanks for popping by. Hey, do start a blog! We can share stories. If you need any guide, just shout. Will be glad to tell you how.

  3. Got me worried for abit there..! i thought..!! OH .. NO..!!! not lilian too..!!!! and there i was in my defensive mood..!! ready to breath fire.. down to whoever hates you .. and write you hate notes/comments..!!
    *whew*.. i see it’s not that lah..!! ok.. i rest.. and let down my guard.. 😉

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