I just came back from shopping. Sure is nice to just buy everything and charge it to the atm. And I don’t have to work my arse off to pay for them. LOL! So, go get married girls.

Penang has only ONE decent shopping mall. This is where you can find Versace boutiques along with Reject Shop. That is to say they cater for the very few rich and famous from Penang, Ah Lians plus boring Ah Sahms like me.

Every smart women will know how to stay far, far away if there is any promotional booth for slimming centres, facial care, beauty salons around. As far as can be so that those tactless, airhead promoters do not claw you to listen to their broken Yingrish. Like, “Auntie ah, aiyooo your face hor got so many blackspots eh, your tummy hor veli big leh, your arms leh so fat orh, got saylulite, saggy bleasts yadda yadda yadda.

So, I see from afar. And never got to read the fine prints. Can anyone tell me WTF is eyebrow embroidery? I saw so many Ah Sohs hanging around, looking so keen?

I guess it is those women who have gone for eyebrow tattoos and gone bald instead. You know? The two spots above their eyes which God meant to give them eyebrows but they gatal punggung go and tattoo them off? And now, it looks like chicken bottom or bishop’s nose? So, they need to INSTALL back the hairs?

Embroidery to me is to stitch colourful threads with needles into cloths. Then, how are they going to embroider human flesh?

What’s with me huh? I seems to have an issue with women wanting to look good? Maybe I am being sourgrape ‘cos whilst other Ah Sahms are sitting at nailbairs in their lime green and fuschia pink lacy dresses, I am chasing my toddler in my Giordano crew neck t-shirt and jeans.

*haih* Women – you can never understand them.