Aww mannn…I am cheap

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July 10th, 2005 at 11:15 pm

Aww mannn…I am cheap

» by Lilian in: Humor

Took this quiz link from Simon’s blog. He is worth $3,047,386. I am very sure he cheated with the answers.

I cheated too because I do not know my IQ and women always lie about their weights. The results? Dang…I am so cheap. What the heck am I talking about? Hehehehe, the HumanForSale quiz! Saham jatuh. BTW, for females, they also ask if you are a A,B,C or DD cup. Try putting DD and I bet your price will shoot up the ceiling. I thought DD stands for Double Droopy boobs mah and A for Attractive wor.

I am worth $1,186,852 on HumanForSale.com

Someone, please tell me you are cheaper than me.

Oh ya, doing a little traffic whoring for kstang again. Go to his very interesting blog about bicycling regarding Tour De France. Make sure you find out why all cycling pants are black in colour. (psstt…kstang pay me 10 sen for each click)

Weekends are boring. Cannot wait till Monday again.

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  • kiasi
    11:31 pm on July 10th, 2005 1

    I am much cheaper than you!!! I got many girls. I mean girls picture lah. Dare not pikat them also.

  • ks
    11:39 pm on July 10th, 2005 2

    Wah…10 cents per hit!! Lu ma si fatt tat??!?

  • lilian
    11:48 pm on July 10th, 2005 3

    ks – If not what you think wor? Google is paying me a lot more you know? Chi puat is only sah lui for them.

    kiasi – OI, OI, what are you thinking hor? It means the value as in being able to earn income, how professional, whether healthy (i.e. insurance costs etc) lah. Not that kind of cheap you think la. Choy….

  • Jason
    11:55 pm on July 10th, 2005 4

    Haha! 5xmom – Me only worth $1147 only lah~!

  • lilian
    11:56 pm on July 10th, 2005 5

    Jason – Dun bluff la, how to get so low? You sure or not?

  • Paul Tan
    2:09 am on July 11th, 2005 6

    I got $1,880,050

  • Wingz
    2:37 am on July 11th, 2005 7

    wah lau eh u guys really bo liau !!!

  • lilian
    2:42 am on July 11th, 2005 8

    Wingz – Chomakai? You got how many? Shy to tell ah?

    Paul – So low also?

  • Che-Cheh
    9:37 am on July 11th, 2005 9

    I’m worth $1,277,000. A little bit more than you.

  • romantic
    10:03 am on July 11th, 2005 10

    I got 2,66 7,000 after they deducted 150,000 for being bald and for sex -N/A– what on earth????

  • Metria
    10:08 am on July 11th, 2005 11

    I am worth $1,890,078 … so little :( How come Simon is worth so much more??

  • romantic
    10:42 am on July 11th, 2005 12

    …to continue … I AM NOT bald!!!! and certainly being a married woman- sex cant be N/A. GRRRRRRRRRR..

  • simon
    11:35 am on July 11th, 2005 13

    Eh, I did not cheat! I ALSO GOT DD CUP!!! All natural one some more!!!

  • lilian
    9:27 pm on July 11th, 2005 14

    Simon – You cheat, now wonder! Cause everyone of us wondering what happened to us? Bad!

    romantic – LOL! What did you enter? Bald and celibate? hahaha!

    Metria – Simon lied.

    Che-Cheh – I lost out in the activity section. No sports, no exercise etc. And I dunno my IQ so I put 80. I don’t know if that is a moron or what.

  • simon
    9:40 pm on July 11th, 2005 15

    eh, i no tipu lar… i score bcoz when they ask sense of humor & artistic ability & sense of style all i put excellent (ahem). but that one very subjective ler…

    summore i don’t do drugs… that worth a lot of money one right…?

  • Yvy
    10:13 am on July 12th, 2005 16

    i oso a bit more than u…hehe

  • Wingz
    11:23 am on July 12th, 2005 17

    this is how much i am worth

    You are worth exactly $3,818,958 You can see a breakdown of how much money each category adds to your value along the left under “My statistics”. An email with your results has been sent to rojaks.wingz@gmail.com

  • simon
    10:46 pm on July 13th, 2005 18

    see??! Wingz also get 3.8 mill plus! i think men easier to score than women…

 

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