10.30 am is my sleeping hours.
5xmom : &*#@#!*^# *struggled out of bed* HARLOW….
Sweet lady : hillo, can i ah speak to miss loh (atm’s full name)
5xmom : *change to secretary’s mode* Hes not shere. Can I help chiu?
Sweet lady : I am Miss F from the Income Tax Department
5xmom : Ok, can chiu give me your lamber? I ask MR. Loh to return call.
Sweet lady : Yadda Yadda, I call you regarding your current account and how you want to clear your taxes.
5xmom : *not impressed, thinking : Dey, my atm is an accountant you know? He never skip his taxes wan. Probably they are calling about 5xmom’s RM700 hutang which Income Tax just recently notified us. WTF, I stopped working for 7 years and now you want to claim money from me.*
Sweet lady : Yadda Yadda Yadda, We are going to invoke Section 104. If we do that, you cannot leave the country you know.
5xmom : *fully awake without coffee* Ok, ok, I will ask Mr. Loh to call you.
Fast forward after Income Tax and Mr. Loh talked.
5xdad : LOL! Income tax said I owe them RM80,000 in taxes! *^%$#@#$ they only know how to ask for money but never update their ledger. LOL! They want to take my passport also. LOL!
For a second, I thought I had gone bankrupted due to RM700. *sheesh* Can you believe this? Bad records. Thank God I married an accountant. Girls, marry accountants next time. Boring also never mind, at least you don’t need to crack your pretty head over taxes and bad records by Income Tax.
**Matter easily solved with a few faxes of the payment records.**