Breasts enlargement

THE BEST CANDIDATES FOR BREAST AUGMENTATION

Breast augmentation can enhance your appearance and your self-confidence, but it won’t necessarily change your looks to match your ideal, or cause other people to treat you differently. Before you decide to have surgery, think carefully about your expectations and discuss them with your surgeon.

The best candidates for breast augmentation are women who are looking for improvement, not perfection, in the way they look. If you’re physically healthy and realistic in your expectations, you may be a good candidate.

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*snort, snort* Giggles…No!!!! I am not contemplating breasts enlargement. But I don’t want to lose this train of thoughts after reading Papi and Mr. B’s blog.

Like all good citizens, I am just helping my state, Penang to increase tourism revenue.

Do you know that you can come to Penang for a holiday and return home with a bigger assets? Yes! Our hospitals are offering that. Here is one. BTW, this is where 4 of my 5 sons were delivered. I wonder if they give discounts since I am their regular customer? And yeah, Dr. Danny Oh, the plastic surgeon had also done two breasts biopsies for me a long time ago when I was in my 20s. (biopsy = to remove lumps). Now, I must seriously consider asking Dr. Oh if he can do something for me at a discounted price. His ‘tailoring/workmanship’ terror leh, leaves no mark on my surgery scar.

(btw, those links I provided got teteks one orh, don’t click with your wife or boss or kid around orh?)

*LOL till fall off chair*

Anyway….I just realised the cost of a breast augmentation is only the price of a dSLR camera. Now, I wonder what is more ooomph? A huge camera or a pair of huge tetekz? Kahkahkah…..Wait, let me ask my atm first. Should I share the view of Penang Hill (of the photos) or should I share the view of my hills? I am sure he is going to tell me he wouldn’t mind buying me a dSLR camera if I will just shaddap and stop surfing so much.

So, folks out there. Remember to come to Penang. Bring your grandmas, moms, mother-in-laws, wives, girlfriends. Put them in the hospital for a day and coupled with another few days in the hotels, they are going back, happier, bustier and fancier. I think I am going to get some Pingat Jasa Negara or Jaga Pintu (J.P.) or Pingat Kembang Tetek (P.K.T.) real soon. The Chief Minister is going to so love me for my great tourism promotion. LOL!

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  5. yeah i read about it in reader’s digest once. was shocked that a place so near to my hometown offers breast enlargement!

    but i wouldn’t want my wife or my sister to have breast enlargement.. unless they really want it themselves. then.. what can i say, it’s their body.

    wah if someone already did a breast enlargement can give review ar? what are the pros and cons and the effects and outcome. also how different were people towards you b4 and after the breast enlargement surgery.

    sure a shocking and unique report.

  8. Oli – Wahhh…want to compete with us Penang ah? In Penang they can get a tan too. KL kenot, got no sea, so we win! LOL!

    boo – Hahaha, thank you. Honoured.

    jimmy – Maybe we wait for someone? I am forbidden to do it, my faith tells me that what I have kenot play-play, cut here, cut there, poke here, poke here. Or else I put up a Paypal Donate box and say ‘Donate to my breast augmentation funds’. LOL!

    Yee Wei – Maybe some mother-in-law will nag less and go out ballroom dancing and curryoke leh?

    Julee – Yes, yes. It is RM102 from Kinokuniya.

    Willwolf – I really joked with my atm but he got no respond at all. Like deaf, did not hear me.

    Belacan – I learn from you.

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