// The Obnoxious 5xmom

Helllllooo, you all hear that? From 1st of September 2005, this is a SEX and Relationship blog. You know why? I am a big girl now.

what I wanted to say is - We must be thankful to our former colonial times and the British who came to help us out of the woods (literally). Without them, we would never be where we are today.

*burrrrp* Baru balik dari Padang Kota Lama.
Tengok bunga api.

Fuwah, malam ni polis punya bisnes bukan main bagui. Depa hentam saman kat kereta semua. Padan muka! Orang celaka tu semua ingat jalan bapak depa, letak kreta suka hati. Polis mai, bagi kat tiap-tiap kreta. Aku rasa nak [...]

9 pm - Listen to PM’s speech on TV
10 pm - Watch Dr. Liew’s blog (what is going to happen? HTH I know wor, he said so mah I buta-buta repeat lor)
11pm - Go to your nearest public municipal field, Dewan Bandaraya or wateva and celebrate Merdeka with all the rakyats. I am [...]

Pada hari esok, semasa negara kita menyambut Hari Kemerdekaan yang ke48, Diosis Pulau Pinang akan merayakan Jubili Emasnya yang ke 50 tahun di Stadium PISA. Diosis Pulau Pinang merupakan kumpulan gereja-gereja Katolik di sekitar kawasan Pulau Pinang.
Malangnya, saya tidak dapat hadir sama kerana pssstt…..saya malas nak duduk di PISA dari 4 petang hingga kira-kira [...]

Belog untuk mengeratkan hubungan antara kaum (dah tukar mengikut cadangan Saintis Kreko)
(ish, I better translate this in case I got my BM wrong.
Blogs to strengthen racial harmony)
Setelah menceburi belogsfera ini selama 10 bulan, saya dapat memerhati seperkara yang amat ketara. Kebiasaannya, majoriti pembelog (bloggers) akan mengumpul atau berkroni mengikut kaum masing-masing.
Cuma terdapat segelintir pembelog [...]

Ok, all the uncles and aunties sekalian, please take a deep breath, sit down and have a cup of tea. All the boys and girls, you must leave now. Shoo-shoo. This is another 18SX post.
The rest, please proceed to read. But make sure your bosses aren’t looking.
Do you know Viewtru? [...]