Blogging is to disseminate information to people. So, I am blogging today.
Topic : How to pick up vomit.
Vomits usually consists of:
1) milk, banana and rice in goey texture
2) milk and goey goo
3) gallons of beer
4) fermented durians with cincalok
5) belacans with petai
and insert your own food here
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So, listen here folks, this is to educate people, wukay? So listen carefully (or read la) and make sure you don’t blink your eyes.
Step One
Go to kitchen and take kitchen towel
Take one roll, a new one, preferably
Come back to vomit spot
Tear many many pieces of kitchen towel and spread on TOP of vomit.
Leave it there to soak and diffuse.
Step Two
Take care of the vomit victim. I.e. the person that kena the vomit la wei, not the vomitor. Whether needs to change clothes, bath or whatever.
Then, deal with the vomitor. If vomitor is above 18 years old, scream - You idiot! Next time, go to the toilet and vomit. You go die lah.
If below 18 months old, kiss, kiss and sayang sayang and coo coo.
If in between 18 mths old and 18 years old - Yell - Serve you right. Told you not to eat the whole comb of bananas and drink that quart of milk. See lah, now my sofa is dirty. **Insert your own dialect cuss words.**
And that, ladies and gentlemen is a blog to inform and educate people. Thank you for reading. Terima kasih. Vannakam. Xie xie. Kam siah.
Oh ya, forget about the vomit and kitchen towel. Call the dog to eat them. Or leave it there to dry and use it to build fire in case Tenaga tarak karen, which is often.
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1:35 pm on August 5th, 2005 1
myself when vomit only can see
1. ohkau
2. kasbert
3. brandy
4. whiskey
5. a little bit kacang
6. ohkau
7. brandy
8. a little bit blood.
1:43 pm on August 5th, 2005 2
Aiyoh, ah pek, dun ler, you already look so kesian with your muka like dat. Me very sam thong la. Eat hellthy food, don’t drink so much. Tuak more hellthy.
2:03 pm on August 5th, 2005 3
That was informative.
2:06 pm on August 5th, 2005 4
One thing I cannot tahan is people using mop to clean up puke and then put the mop in the bucket of water, squeeze dry and then mop again!!!
Sorry if anyone lost their appetite here
2:12 pm on August 5th, 2005 5
darnit!!!! i always check on ur blog at wrong timing. Am eating infront of pc now!!!
2:13 pm on August 5th, 2005 6
liulian !!! we wanna know how to clean sperm too !!!!
2:19 pm on August 5th, 2005 7
How to finish my seafood porridge now?
2:27 pm on August 5th, 2005 8
reading this post, somehow the fried cempedak didn’t taste as well when i telan. after taste smells like regurgitated milk… uwek!
2:34 pm on August 5th, 2005 9
In the school where I work, we have this wonderful clean up kit. I wonder if they have it back home?
Sometimes, the students get sick and throw up. They just sprinkle something that resembles sand on the mess and let it dry. After that, just sweep sweep sweep! No need to wipe/soak/use kitchen towel! So easy!
Mops are not heng here lor. Come to think about it, I’ve never seen the janitors use a mop before! LOL!
2:37 pm on August 5th, 2005 10
when someone vomit, i also want to vomit to. i dont know why? i also will vomit if i see the vomit to.
2:43 pm on August 5th, 2005 11
where got people still use mop to clean up vomit one. i buy kitchen towels by the tons. use it to wipe everything from vomit, kitchen tops, or just any surface that requires cleaning without having to rinse cloth. not very environmental-friendly, hor. urrrrrrrrggghhhh. hate cleaning so much. the only ‘wet’ cleaning i do is mop the floors like once a week would suffice and dishes. bathing not counted. must go bug hubby for a dishwasher and those quantum-showcase water-less mops.
2:47 pm on August 5th, 2005 12
i hate vomit. thank goodness both kids are past the vomitting-regularly phase.
3:02 pm on August 5th, 2005 13
I also know someone who will vomit when they see one. Maybe can group them up and make a chain reaction vomitting….hehehe….sounds nasty!
3:32 pm on August 5th, 2005 14
What to do? What to do?
http://sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=145477
Disclaimer: The link above is for 18 and above with sense of ignorance or non seriousness only!
3:32 pm on August 5th, 2005 15
I like your tips. Using mop is a no-no. Eeewwww……
3:36 pm on August 5th, 2005 16
Aahaaahaa… don’t know whether to laugh or run away… waaah… thank god, I don’t have to do these things… yet…
4:24 pm on August 5th, 2005 17
Wah, vomit also got so many comment. But I wasn’t blogging about vomit leh. Never mind lah, whatever. Thank you!
4:59 pm on August 5th, 2005 18
auntie lilian, somebody in your house vomit izzit??
7:21 pm on August 5th, 2005 19
You can be very disgusting!
11:52 pm on August 5th, 2005 20
auntie lilian, because of google, now u want to vomit blood izit?
1:50 am on August 6th, 2005 21
keropok man - No lah, because I just want to blog about nothing. But mana tau, got 20 comments. Funny. When I write something deep, few comments.
Yvonne - You don’t know what to expect when you come here, right? Hey, I am waiting for the blogathon but won’t be around in the early part of the evening. Will kpc comments, watch out!