No mask? Try a bra.

Red alert!!! Masks are sold out. The wise docs had recommended the proper mask for the proper task. Palmdoc and DrLiew said so and hence, the whole of Malaysia had gone into mask shopping frenzy.

The kiasu Singaporeans had bought up all the stocks.

Therefore, we Penangites are left with no more masks. Lucia mentioned about using her panty hanky. So, I got this idea.

Dr. Liew showed us a photo of what mask to use. The N95 respirator. Well, I had been looking at the photos and no matter how I try to forget the photos, I can’t. All I see is a G-size cup bra fixed with a water bottle cap.

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So, to cut a long story short, here’s what you need to do if you can’t find masks in the market. Get your mom’s bra. Cut it into two. Buy some elastic bands. Attach a water bottle cap. Put them on your face. Tadaaa….

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In case you little boys and girls do not know a bra is. I stole the photo from the net. I repeat, this is NOT my photo.

24 Replies to “No mask? Try a bra.”

  1. haha oMG how could this idea be propose. lol my whole office colleague keep laughing when they say this entry. It’s a nice joke, we are working till late at night and we still got entertain.

  2. hohoh. sold out?!!? serious?

    n damn, come to think of it, the mask does look like a bra with a bottle cap. i’m off to stealing my ma’s bra.

  3. Hahahhah! A couple of guys in the office were complaining that the pharmacy were out of masks, and I showed them this post – so they decided to go to the lingerie shop to buy a bra instead… 😛

  4. “Remove the pushup pad from the bra!”.

    I repeat.

    “Remove the pushup pads from the bra!”

    Or you’ll either suffocate or get choked to death when you ter-swallow that thingy.

  5. today we’re given 2 pcs of free mask at the ofc and a male colleague make a bra out of it. terbalik pulak hehehe…

  6. good idea, lilian. now why didn’t i think of that.

    i happen to have 2 bras, the elastic gone case oledi so wanted to throw away the whole bra, but now thanks to you, i can cut them and use as masks – wah! ada 4 masks then.

    oops. but can’t lah. me airport chest so bra cup too small to be use as mask. anybody wanna donate me her cup G bra?

  7. Haih… Why must I keep giving out warning ah?

    “If your bra is too old, your armpit sweat might have left enough toxin in the cup throughout the years. Please do not use it as a mask. Get a new one instead. Also, too shallow a cup will flatten your nose. Get at least a DD-cup.”

    I repeat.

    “If your bra is too old, your armpit sweat might have left enough toxin in the cup throughout the years. Please do not use it as a mask. Get a new one instead. Also, too shallow a cup will flatten your nose. Get at least a DD-cup.”

    *run fast fast into the haze*

  8. haha.. the reply by doc is hilarious…

    oiii! though i not singaporeans, but hor, what has penang mask run out got to do with them?

    but hor, u need mask, can send them to you from Singapore. hahaha…. Stocks a plenty here, in fact a fren just said, she is going back to Klang! I said WHAT? but she is going home, and parents ask her to buy back mask from Spore because Msia boh liao…

    N95 very hard to breathe in it.

  9. eugh i thot aunty Lilian posted her pic for a moment…

    eh if like that then male underwear also can make mask leh ………full-faced mask with two holes for horns to stick out(if u have any)

  10. stupid kiasu s’poreans, make guys need to wear a bra… on the face some more… chin GY…

    girls will wear double bra… lol…

  11. Ok lah, let me import my comment from Dr Liew’s site. Lazy to think:

    More like half-bra. Maybe in those rural areas, where no mask is sold, the sakai will take their wives’ G-Cup bras to substitute these masks.

    BTW hor, one G-Cup bra costs how much ah? If very expensive hor, can we do it divertly? Can we buy many many masks and make it to G-Cup bras?

  12. yeah, use the underwire to adjust at your nose bridge just like face mask.

    btw, is anyone tried it, they’d probably choke on the heavy padding malaysian women use!!!

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  14. face masks sold out?
    impossible!!!
    i’m face mask supplier, most retails shop said they have stocks.
    even though i have ex stock, they do want to order also.
    what is the problem?

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