Look at poor me! Do you know what my mommy is teaching me?
She said I must learn this skill only can get chicks. My mom knows I like to eye baby girls a lot.
So she insisted I must learn. She showed me many times and I tried doing it.
After a whole day of practice……see? I was in pyjamas at first (morning). Then during the afternoon, I was shirtless. Because my heartless mom said if I go shirtless, it saves her electricity, dish washing powder and the energy and time to fold my shirts.
After a whole day of practice, mom said I am now a little buaya! I can go out and wink at those baby girls out there. Woohoo!
But then….when my papa got home in the evening, he said,
“When you wink, you cannot afford to drool and also senget the head to one side like that! *sheesh*…… Or else all the chicks will run away.”
(you can’t see the saliva very clearly because my mom’s photoshop has expired and she is using free software)
Now, my mom has to co-ordinate my eye, my swallowing saliva reflex and also my head balancing. It is hard being my mom, ya?
Laugh what laugh? Don’t play-play with my mom. You all better say I cute or else she diss you all.
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2:20 am on August 16th, 2005 1
He’s cute!!!
So adorable. Nice blog.
Will drop by often.
Cheers!
2:30 am on August 16th, 2005 2
I’m sure Gordon will be dishing out all sorts of antics soon, haha. Great looking son u hv there.
3:14 am on August 16th, 2005 3
Your son is so cute! Sure will grow up to be lengchai and get lots of leng luis.
3:52 am on August 16th, 2005 4
I’ve upgraded both your WP blogs to the latest version. Nothing to do middle of the night.
4:53 am on August 16th, 2005 5
Why didn’t my mum teach me all these? LoL …
7:47 am on August 16th, 2005 6
haha cute boy u have there!! *big hugs to the lil fella* *psst, tell mummy must wear shirt la, later all the baby girls run away!~*
9:15 am on August 16th, 2005 7
Oh my. He is gonna grow up to be a real heartbreaker!!
9:31 am on August 16th, 2005 8
teaching a cute boy how to get chicks?
no need lah… chicks will come to him
9:37 am on August 16th, 2005 9
Veeery cute boy you have there Lilian. Dont forget to tell him he needs a shirt in a few years or the police will be at your door LOL
LOL Try reading this using kennysia.com’s translator… when I left the only Benglish was yea man,and lah.. it has since come a long way hehehe
9:51 am on August 16th, 2005 10
so cute leh… my boiboi oso just started to know how to wink hehehe
11:06 am on August 16th, 2005 11
You see.. when you have a cute son, even Paul Tan would help upgrade your blog!
11:07 am on August 16th, 2005 12
hahaha..
cute kid.
i think you should start a day-care center specializing in teaching young boys & girls how to pick up girls & boys.
11:17 am on August 16th, 2005 13
haiyoh, this mummy go teach you all the wrong things. nowadays no more wink wink ler. that’s soooo Fonz of Happy Days time. go ask your mummy to send you to the real buaya school in kl. our lecturers are wingz, wilwolf and ahpek. guest lecturer is the hustler. so much better than your mum. bwahahahaha! btw, you are cute! but wilwolf’s girl and my girls are OFF-LIMITS, you hear? we train them to eat buaya’s for desert. muahahahahar!
11:49 am on August 16th, 2005 14
comel nyer….
11:50 am on August 16th, 2005 15
Hehe..so leng chai. Pity i’m not a girl, if not i can kau the you… *swoon*
12:20 pm on August 16th, 2005 16
LOL!! Hv to get Yiyi away from this site!! HAHAHA!!
12:54 pm on August 16th, 2005 17
Papi - I show my toddler Yiyi photo everyday. One day if they meet, he sure bowl her over with his winks.
Yee Wei - He was trying so hard to wink at first, so he uses his palm to force his eye to close. Like that face, how to swoon.
Mr B! - Right, I must send him to your akademi buaya-sia.
Brian - Hehehe
Yvonne - Benefit of being mama (but really, he is scared I wiped out the whole site in the process and he will end up with more work in reviving it)
babe - They seem to know to use only one side of the eye at the moment. He is 2.5 yrs old.
romantic - Yeah, I tried it with Dr Liew’s swallow’s bird and it is a riot!
egghead - Your little skywalker very lengchai oso, I think we all next time busy leh.
nicktay - I hope he grow out of the baby face ‘cos he looks like a little puppy now. LOL!
jean - Never mind, next time, got huge muscles and hairy chests, no need shirt lagi swoon.
Bryan - It’s not too late, you can read from books or offer tea to Mr. Belacan, the original Buaya69 to be sifu.
Paul - Thanks! I had read the tutorial but see that it needs deleting some files so I dare not venture further.
boo - Hahaha, my eldest is driving me nuts with the phone calls, MSN and etc. I am learning to endure telephone porridge, as it is now.
Samm - You can bet on it.
kyels - Thank you!
1:25 pm on August 16th, 2005 18
Heh. Ladykiller in the making.
1:34 pm on August 16th, 2005 19
ROFL. So your other sons not jealous ah?
2:02 pm on August 16th, 2005 20
So cute..!!
2:40 pm on August 16th, 2005 21
Haha. He is practising real hard, isn’t he?
3:28 pm on August 16th, 2005 22
Matthew, you are cute. But your mummy a bit hum-sup.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
7:04 pm on August 16th, 2005 23
Hahaha.. So cute!
But aiyo.. daddy go make mummy’s work harder now. So how?? Boyboy happy or not, cos tomorrow got new technique to learn again??
Hehehe..
11:56 pm on August 16th, 2005 24
alert : cute half naked baby on the prowl.