Look at poor me! Do you know what my mommy is teaching me?
She said I must learn this skill only can get chicks. My mom knows I like to eye baby girls a lot.
So she insisted I must learn. She showed me many times and I tried doing it.
After a whole day of practice……see? I was in pyjamas at first (morning). Then during the afternoon, I was shirtless. Because my heartless mom said if I go shirtless, it saves her electricity, dish washing powder and the energy and time to fold my shirts.
After a whole day of practice, mom said I am now a little buaya! I can go out and wink at those baby girls out there. Woohoo!
But then….when my papa got home in the evening, he said,
“When you wink, you cannot afford to drool and also senget the head to one side like that! *sheesh*…… Or else all the chicks will run away.”
(you can’t see the saliva very clearly because my mom’s photoshop has expired and she is using free software)
Now, my mom has to co-ordinate my eye, my swallowing saliva reflex and also my head balancing. It is hard being my mom, ya?
Laugh what laugh? Don’t play-play with my mom. You all better say I cute or else she diss you all.