Sexy legs?

Long legs. Short shorts. Park. Jogging. Hairless legs. Toneless. Fair.

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Uwekkkk…puke, puke. Not when they belong to middle aged men. Who use brown rubberbands to secure their thick thick spectacles. I would rather be watching monkeys konkeking.

*haih* Kids got into skate-boarding so I had spent the last 4 hours at the park.

Oh…spare me!!! Somebody, anybody….take pity on me. My eyes, my eyes. Those hairless, fair, smooth legs, short loose shorts…….Nightmare!!!!!

9 Replies to “Sexy legs?”

  1. Lilian,

    I wouldn’t want to look at guys with hairless, un-sexy legs… Sheesh. Want to puke already.

    Lols. Maybe you could just bring a book to the park when you’re there with your kids or maybe try to spy on… The monkeys… They might be konkeking!

    Cheers!

  2. Tell you what, you also go to the park and expose your thick macho muscular hairy legs to those bak-cham-gais. Next day you’ll see them jogging with their heads in brown paperbags. 😀

  3. hmmm i dunno makes me think of the yobbo aussie male in his short shorts and half his but hanging out gross n just gals go ewwww .Well i hope you still enjoyed ya time at the park, i went n played basketball with my younger 3 puff puff time for nescafe , tcz

  4. sweetspirit – This one are thin, thin, flat flat butts. LOL!

    doc – *Kick doc with my muscular hairy legs. Doc flies from Penang to somewhere ulu.*

    S-Kay – Hahaha, got cun chiks. But all in the Ah Lian’s category. Will blog about Ah Lians and the art of teh-ing.

    Jase – Wei, got a lot of middle age men in the gym leh. But they ogle pre-puberty girls and mm hou (not interested) in aunties like me. Cilaka.

    Kyels – I can’t afford to read or else my own monkeys (sons) dunno run where.

    simon – shoo, shoo, you are not supposed to be attracted to titles like this. Your ears want to grow longer, issit?

  5. fishtail – No need so difficult la. When you are in Penang, and around town, just give me a call. I belanja you coconut water or yee mai fu chok.

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