“Aww…mom, you are man!”
So said my middle two sons when I changed into my swimsuit. These brats are used to ogle MTV big boobs girls. Big boobs are everywhere for them to ogle. So they have very ‘high’ standard. LOL!
Then, when we were at the Marine Park, they called me a dugong! I was at the pier’s landing. The floorings are rough cement. The sea is deep like thousands of feet. I was hanging on the pier’s floorings and had to pull myself up after snorkelling. I couldn’t support the weight of my body with my own hands, sort of like a gymnast. Therefore, I had to gently push up. I couldn’t do a quick one because of the rough surface. I also do not want to risk getting scratched by having my atm to pull me up. And that’s how I earned the name, dugong until today.
Moral of the story? Can’t take insults, don’t have sons.
…coming next, my sons’ and more of their insults (on other people)
And if I get more than 10 comments, I will post pic of me in my red err…wut do u call that thing liao? Swimsuit? kehkehkeh S0 don’t anyone comment or else…