The Pulau Redang Marine Park offers a nice stretch of beach and plenty of fishes and corals to see. Sadly, the number of tourists must have outnumbered the fishes in the sea.
I am not one who allow anything to spoil my plans. Though most people may have complaint of the crowds and etc, I chosed to ignore and overlook them. When I mentioned tourists, I mean local tourists. The kind who would steal fireflies from Kuala Selangor. (yeah, sick people are plenty). The kind who would steal corals because they are protected.
Those who wear their full gear and probably unwashed underwears into the seas. It is like a giant washing machine, in fact. Well, I was 450 KM away from home, so might as well make the best of it.
Boys and girls, it is not right to laugh at people. It is wrong to look down on people. But then, we are human. So, sometimes, we do not laugh but LAUGHED OUT LOUD, ROLLING ON THE SANDS.
This guy was damn belagak man. He thought he is part of baywatch, standing there with his arm on his waist. Looking out at the ocean.
And my sons said,
“OMG, mom, look at that man! Where is his little john?”
“Why his ball-ball like cut into half?”
and the third little one said,
“He looks so ghey! Why no bird-bird one?”
and the mom echoed,
“Ewwss…please tell him clowns belong to circus. Give me my camera. #2, you go and stand in line so that people will think I am snapping a photo of you. Then, I zoom far-far and take his photo and I blog ok?”
and the sons yelled in unison,
“Go blog it!”
And yeah, we also found a red dugong floating in the sea. There.
So, you gotta thank me for the pic of the man in wet suit. LOL!