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What makes a good ‘teh’? (coquettish)

This is a follow-up from my ‘teh’ post and the Facts of Life.

First, let us examine what is good teh and bad teh. Before that, let’s translate teh. A few of the comments left said teh means:

coquettish in English.
Merriam-Webster: a woman who endeavors without sincere affection to gain the attention and admiration of men

But the ever knowledgeable Mr Willwolf whom probably had hundreds of women teh-ing him said,

Coquettish sounds so squarish le. Even sounds like Cold cat fish . Teh-ing sounds better.

Do check out the comments left in the Teh post. They are really humourous.

The definition of BAD teh:

An act which a woman carried out. A bad teh is when the women around her feel like slapping her and the men get erectile dysfunction.

A GOOD teh :

is done so subtlety that makes the women wonder if you are a black magic women and the men of all ages, ranks and backgrounds swoon and yet do not know what hit them.

Examples of BAD teh are like those Taiwanese girls who starred in the old, old movie. And you can just switch to Channel 32-34 on Astro Dynasty Channel to get all your bulu roma berdiri (hairs stand on ends). Closer to home, you can watch Drama Minggu Ini on TV1. In fact, all local TV productionss have BAD teh. So are majority of the girls in our country.

Good tehs are those carried out by the oh! so demure Japanese girls. They just need to say ‘haik, haik’ and nod their head a bit and some bachelors will fly KL-Kyoto in a flash.

Myths about teh. Aha….don’t mistaken. The art of teh transcends the age barriers. Even fat, bespectacled, high position women also possess this very important skill. Even old, 70+ years man can termakan teh (gullible to the coyness).

So, each woman must know how to teh with style. Teh your boyfriend, male colleagues, bosses, teachers, someone’s husbands, the Ministers etc etc and life is a bed of roses. Hey, teh doesn’t mean jumping into bed, ok? Teh means getting what you want simply because you are a woman. Teh is dignity. Jumping into bed is slutty.

If I am free, I will probably write ‘Tricks of teh’. Want more?

18 Responses to “What makes a good ‘teh’? (coquettish)”

  1. a Good Teh ? 1 part tea leaves 10 part boiling hot water and you will get nice china teh! 😛

  2. Hey.. Lilian,
    H E L P !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i cannot remember how to cook lotus root soup and watercress soup.. ! please help.

  3. When I first saw the title of “Teh” just now, I thought U wanna teach us how to make TEA or give us some secret recipe.
    Chehh! Then only I realize your “Teh” means other thing.

  4. But, honestly your “Teh” topic is quite interesting & educational. Ha! Ha!

  5. I guess a skinny teh female is ” bak kut” teh????

  6. i like teh tarik better!

  7. Wei, where got hundreds of women teh-ing me? My DF oso cannot teh me properly le. Now I’m training my daughter to teh me instead. Hahaha

  8. lilian, kak teh and lydia teh fall under which category? pray tell lah!

  9. what about children teh’ing? better screaming to get what they want, isn’t it?

  10. Suzette – Ei, children ‘teh’ tak masuk this category. This one for manja-manja by adults oni. That one, we discuss at Mom’s Daily. LOL.

    Kak Teh – You know what? It took me a while before I figured out what you mean. Then only I notice the ‘Teh’. Hahaha.

    Willwolf – Eh, yr DF sure teh you kau-kau till got so many mini Willwolf and DF mah.

    andy – Aiyah, I hope you find a good ‘teh’ner one day.

    romantic – You are so funny.

    Tongkat Ah Lian – :O)

    Wingz – Go die lah. This ‘teh’ mo tak teng wan, ok?

  11. Hello!

    While reading Google News I came across the expression ” ah pek” in reference to Asian Flu; is this a reference to chicken vendors? I am curious about slang in general and Asian slang in particular.

  12. Hiya Paula

    Ah Pek is the term we call old chinamen. Nothing to do with the bird flu. LOL. We call all Chinese men who are in their 60s and above Ah Pek.

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  15. The definition of BAD teh:

    An act which a woman carried out. A bad teh is when the women around her feel like slapping her and the men get erectile dysfunction.

    What is erectile dysfunction?

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