I have had sex more often than you sneezed;

Posted on September 6th, 2005 by Lilian
Filed under: Humor | 8 Comments »

To be a good President/Prime Minister/Chairman you need the following qualifications: 1) be able to cry 2) be able to show the right expression for the right occassion 3) know how to hug a person properly 4) never touch or scratch your nose amongst others. And through this Hurricane Katrina, I realised that not all [...]

Posted on September 6th, 2005 by Lilian
Filed under: Humor | 9 Comments »

Being 41 means: 1) I have more topics to blog than others. I don’t need to circle around bitching about hugging politicians, PMS or poor, innocent donkeys. 2) I can say, “Been there, done that” and mean it. 3) I can take lots of jokes, including being stripped bare. 4) My charring skill improves with [...]

Posted on September 6th, 2005 by Lilian
Filed under: Family, Life and rants | 16 Comments »

When I was 10, they were nice uncles; When I was 20, they were dirty old men; When I was 30, they were still dirty old men; But…. When I am above 40, I am their potential life partner! OMG, that’s the realisation that dawned on me. These few days, I had been hanging around [...]

Posted on September 6th, 2005 by Lilian
Filed under: Family, Life and rants | 11 Comments »