Nyek…I can say:
1) I eat salt more than you eat rice;
2) I farted more than you breathed; (thanks to Bryan for the idea and title.)
3) I have had more lovers than you have pimples;
4) The amount of shits I produced are more than the bulk of food you ate;
5) I have had sex more often than you sneezed;
6) I told more lies than the number of your pubic hairs.
There are 10 points actually. But I censored them for fear of kena labelled – fatt hou.
Damn! I got a few emails and they made me even more nervous. *Biting nails!* I don’t want to have my birthday!!!
Why? Because of this:
The picture at the bottom right.
Since three years ago, by the time my birthday comes along, I know it is going to be Vincent’s birthday soon. On the 24th. And way before 24th, I will start getting a sick feeling in my stomach. I had that feeling since several days ago.
*Shake, shake, shake* Trying to get over the roller-coaster feelings.