“You two listen properly. Maria, you go with Mott to pick up my chewren. Send them to tuition, tennis, squash, drama, ballet, golf and whatever. You see their schedule la. I don’t even remember how many chewren I have.”
“Mott. You tell sir I need the car the whole day. I need to do my hair, face, body, vag….., everything la. After that, I have hi-tea with all the Puan Sillies and Datin Silly.”
Mott and Maria : YES, MA’AMMM.
“One more thing Mott. Give the car a good wash and polish first. I want to show off to my frens.”
Soli, I was only dreaming. Gotta go and pick the children from school. Then, drag 3 kids including one screaming toddler… to eat lunch. Followed by Bata shoe shop to buy shoes suitable for skate-boarding. Sure the two monkeys dragged me for two rounds of pool since they are in the mall. After that, pheww….if I have not gone cuckcoo, have to go to the skate-boarding park. Somemore got, by then, they will be hungry again and have to drive to 7-Eleven for Slurpee and bakery for buns.
Aiyoyo, Motto, apasal lu bukan gua mia driver? Maria please come from the Philippines to be my babysitter, governess, cook, maid, gardener all-in-one ?