We took our toddler to the Taiping Zoo this morning. *&#@*??!! have to wake up so early. Weather so hot. But at least he can now see with his own eyes that jibla (zebra) and jilap (giraffe) are way, way different eventhough their names sound the same.
At the zoo, my atm aka husband of 17 yrs aka the man I am going to poison with cyanide laced milkshake real soon (LOL) saw an animal.
“Hey, quickly, there is animal XYZ there. I take photo for you.”
(Translated as : Hahaha, that animal XYZ is your twin sister, quick, pose with ‘her’.)
Guess what animal is that?
To cut down the choices:
1) Camel
2) Hippo
3) Elephant
4) Boa (that’s the giant, fat, fat snake)
5) Tiger
6) Seladang (no, this is not the answer)
7) Red ass baboon
You can add more if you like.
Lucky I found James recommended Heh Chien to payback for the trip. Damn hot la, Taiping. But the lotus flowers in the pond are blooming.
**Added : Get the right answer, I post the pic of me and my twin sister.
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4:36 pm on September 10th, 2005 1
8. A lehbit with thorns??? ;P
4:37 pm on September 10th, 2005 2
Aiks typo, i meant:
(not 1. ) :p:p
8. A lehbit with thorns??
4:40 pm on September 10th, 2005 3
i guess …….. arrr, a hippo… cos my husband call me that too.. and my son nerdook call me polar bear hahaha LOL.. Dont worry…be proud of our size.. not everyone can achieve that rite? haha,, btw is my guess correct?
5:48 pm on September 10th, 2005 4
hmmm…alfter consulting my other ‘friends’ at the car park through our horn language, we come to a conclusion.
red-ass baboon?
8:29 pm on September 10th, 2005 5
Alpaca or Ilama. They will spit on people face when mistreated or unhappy
8:43 pm on September 10th, 2005 6
moo_t – HOHOHOHO, you dunno how hard I laughed! Wei! I got like that meh? At least I won’t dare to do to my hubby la.
8555 – Heh, wait I get hold of your red ass, I scratch with RM1 coin. Thanks for the brave input. I am testing water.
2xmum – I got that too. But this time, it is not hippo. When someone guess correctly, I will post pic of me and my twin sister.
yingci – Thanks for the compliments but this one real animal. LOL!
MORE, MORE, MORE! This is so funny.
9:19 pm on September 10th, 2005 7
monkeys.
10:02 pm on September 10th, 2005 8
im guessing tiger! since women can be very fierce sometimes. hehe.
10:21 pm on September 10th, 2005 9
hmmmm the choice is now between a camel, elephant and boa constrictor as others have been guessed.
Now let us examine the possibilities.
Can it be a camel? My logic deduces the camel makes up 0.000001% of the animal population in Malaysia. In other words, very the rare. Ruled OUT.
Secondly the Boa. Similar to lilian’s characteristics? (i.e. open the big mouth and telan semua). Not likely, as she opens her big mouth only.
Lastly, the elephant. I have seen Lilian’s face somewhere already, so by using a technology far more superior to Face Analyzer (my eyes) I say she looks like an Elephant.
Answer solved. Let us sit back and wait for the pic to come up!
*calls police for protection*
*gets a air ticket reservation just in case*
10:21 pm on September 10th, 2005 10
2xmom, but your son looks like a giraffe!!!
11:39 pm on September 10th, 2005 11
elephant
11:49 pm on September 10th, 2005 12
neeshen – You know nerdook? Wah, you must be the tai-kor then?
Din – Nyekkk, jawapan anda kurang tepat. Cuba lagi?
nerdook – Nope, in real life I no so garang. hahaha.
RB – Nay. LOL! Do I act like a monkey at the bloggers meet?
12:57 am on September 11th, 2005 13
None of the above.
You mean they don’t have whale at the zoo???
*Why do I keep running these days?*
1:02 am on September 11th, 2005 14
My school badge has a Seladang head on it.
1:34 am on September 11th, 2005 15
2nd guess can ar? akeke
snakes.
2:38 am on September 11th, 2005 16
You ask for it.
- Seal
- Sea Lion
- Penguin… wait, no penguin in Malaysia zoo
6:57 am on September 11th, 2005 17
Father mammoth, mother bison. MISON!!!!
11:26 am on September 11th, 2005 18
My guess is 2) Hippo !! LoL …
1:05 pm on September 11th, 2005 19
Lilian,
You went to the Taiping Zoo… Woot! It’s great there right?
Am from Taiping btw!
Cheers!
5:24 pm on September 11th, 2005 20
Bison?
5:44 pm on September 11th, 2005 21
shopping – dun ler so bad.
kyels – Hey, I finally saw yr pic. At the other expressvision something site. You are from Taiping? Nice place indeed.
bryan – Hippos snorting mud water and spew on your head. LOL!
romantic – Hahaha, not right
moo – Also wrong. Argggh…when will someone gets it right? I so wanna blog but am not going to do so until I hear more choices.
RB – That’s a compliment but wrong.
Paul – Fuwah, the seladang really solid la. I think one of it can feed a whole kampung.
doc – I shall pile on more aunties-magnet curses on you. Turn your RPC into HRT centre. LOL!
6:36 pm on September 11th, 2005 22
[...] Oh ya, remember to tell me if you love your own voice. And please keep guessing. « What animal am I? || [...]
6:58 pm on September 11th, 2005 23
OKlah, comment no. 9 has given the name but he did not choose it.
7:05 pm on September 11th, 2005 24
got camel in msia?
or boa??
wakakkaka!
oops.
*runs away
7:13 pm on September 11th, 2005 25
your face look like camel meh?
anyway, my money is on the camel.
7:45 pm on September 11th, 2005 26
i guess it’s boa. since she did put an extra description for it? haha. (am i allowed a second guess?)
10:30 pm on September 11th, 2005 27
Pssst….we leave it till the Monday traffic comes in? Yeah, I am desperate for people to tembak me with all the bad traits.
12:53 am on September 12th, 2005 28
Don’t tell me it is a Sun bear?
http://images.google.com/images?q=Sun%20bear&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=wi
Or a brown bear, black bear
Gosh, I even see them crash open the fresh coconut in less than 20 sec with their claws (the zoo keeper throw the coconut to them)
Orang Utan? Nah…it is too easy.
Wild Boar? Hehehehe… That’s no nice.
8:36 am on September 12th, 2005 29
a shrew??:0
9:10 am on September 12th, 2005 30
boa…huge snake…eat and lazy?
my twin brother is hippo
9:22 am on September 12th, 2005 31
good luck to your ATM man… be ready to call 999 before he starts forming white stuff in his mouth… LOL
10:40 am on September 12th, 2005 32
Maybe a cross breed of seladang and a bison?
an animal SPG gone wrong?
Paul Tan – i know where you are from
11:10 am on September 12th, 2005 33
[...] OK, enough of guessing. I am getting cyber blue-blacks from them! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! People calling me hippo, whale, bison, orang utan and more. wails, sob, sob [...]
1:03 pm on September 12th, 2005 34
Lilian,
That pic… Lols. Me with my tongue… Hahaha.
Yes, Taiping is a nice place indeed!
5:24 pm on September 13th, 2005 35
water buffalo?