*some Ah Lians and Ah Beng were sacrificed in order to bring this post to you*
I saw a group of super extreme Ah Lians with an Ah Beng. Did not pay much attention to them. One was super blonde with a ‘phua khek’ (like Rod Stewart with sore throat kinda tone) voice. Two were rather young. The one that caught my eyes was someone wearing shocking pink spaghetti strap with a short skirt.
From the back, I saw her skin like someone with super allergies to seafood or third degree chicken pox. Her legs with varicose veins were for all to see because she was wearing a super short skirt. The high heels made her walk in an odd way. Like got hernia like that.
Still, I did not want to pay much attention. You know, I am not a bitchy busybody in real person? (you are given permission to LOL) Then, the 4 super Ah Lians and Ah Beng walked nearer and nearer to me. They pointed out to my toddler and started jabbering in Hokkien as if I am deaf. As usual, my toddler was super cute and hence, always draw people’s attention.
Blonde Ah Lian and Ah Beng suddenly stuck together like dogs on heat. I just hate it when adults have to do that in front of my kids. Luckily, my older two sons weren’t nearby. If we are in some foreign countries where showing of affections is common, then there is nothing wrong to it. But for goodness sake, we were in a public park in Malaysia in broad daylight! And that is not showing of affection but lust.
That’s it. I got super irritate. Firstly, their voices were way too loud, polluting my peaceful afternoon. Secondly, the male and female were acting like they were in their bedroom. Thirdly, the other three Ah Lians were saying how cute my toddler is like he is a specimen in a zoo, disregarding my presence.
So, I observed. My, oh my, the shocking pink Ah Lian is actually more than 50 years old! What in the world is a 50 years old woman with bad skin, flabby arms and rolls of lards plus varicose veins legs wearing that kind of dress? With blue eyeshadow and pink lipstick, somemore. Gasp! Gasp!
Suddenly, blonde Ah Lian called out her sister (I guess they are sisters ‘cos they look similar). Told another sister to take photo. And said, ‘Mak, ah Mak, gim che leh hor wa’ (Mother, hold this for me.) The thing is a box of mooncake (one week after Mooncake festival?) in a transparent plastic bag.
After that, blonde Ah Lian called out in her phua khek voice, “Bert, Bert (or is it bird bird?), lai laaaa, lai heep siau eng” (come take photo)
So, that woman is the mother of the three Ah Lians. The mother of all Ah Lians. Too bad I did not bring my own camera that afternoon.
Hey, it is not nice to kutuk people, ok? But I can kutuk ‘coz I bueh tahan looking at Ah Beng grinding himself while holding blonde Ah Lian who is in front of him with her mother nearby. If I am that mother, I would cut off Bert Bert’s bird bird, I tell ya. Tak senonoh betul.