I hate a certain Dr. Mukai. He created a special path that draws out the sadist in me.
Day in, day out, I will walk along that path. Screaming and shrieking. Grimacing. Ouching and adoi-ing. There are sweet old aunties and nice old gentlemen walking beside me. Hence, those #$@%!# are just playing in my mind. I swear I don’t swear.
No one is to touch me when I stand on the path. Not even my toddler. I am practically frozen. Putting one foot ahead of another. Like a person with a super hernia (tua lampah). Terkangkang, hand also open wide like ready to fly.
Why, oh why must they create reflexology paths?
Anyway, here are some facts to remember:
1) Do not walk for more than 20 mins at a time;
2) Do not repeat until after 4 hours interval;
3) Do not use when just after a meal on full stomach;
4) Pregnant women, those with heart and kidney diseases are not suppose to use;
5) Drink 2 glasses of water after the walk.
Damn, I can even remember every part of the feet, like which points are for which organs. I am actually embarassed to be seen walking on it because man….that is for very senior people. Abuden, what else can I do while waiting for my sons skateboarding? Other than taking photos of monkeys mating or humans monkeying?
Did I mention that I am damn good in giving reflexology to my atm? Yeah, I am good in kneading his soles. Lucky man.
Do you want to know where the ermm…manly organs points are placed? How to make sure that kkc works perfectly by breaking up those crystals that blocked the nerves/or wateva? Hmm???? Say aye in the comment board and I will be generous with my reflexology skill.