My path of pain

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I hate a certain Dr. Mukai. He created a special path that draws out the sadist in me.

Day in, day out, I will walk along that path. Screaming and shrieking. Grimacing. Ouching and adoi-ing. There are sweet old aunties and nice old gentlemen walking beside me. Hence, those #$@%!# are just playing in my mind. I swear I don’t swear.

No one is to touch me when I stand on the path. Not even my toddler. I am practically frozen. Putting one foot ahead of another. Like a person with a super hernia (tua lampah). Terkangkang, hand also open wide like ready to fly.

Why, oh why must they create reflexology paths?

Anyway, here are some facts to remember:
1) Do not walk for more than 20 mins at a time;

2) Do not repeat until after 4 hours interval;

3) Do not use when just after a meal on full stomach;

4) Pregnant women, those with heart and kidney diseases are not suppose to use;

5) Drink 2 glasses of water after the walk.

Damn, I can even remember every part of the feet, like which points are for which organs. I am actually embarassed to be seen walking on it because man….that is for very senior people. Abuden, what else can I do while waiting for my sons skateboarding? Other than taking photos of monkeys mating or humans monkeying?

Did I mention that I am damn good in giving reflexology to my atm? Yeah, I am good in kneading his soles. Lucky man.

Do you want to know where the ermm…manly organs points are placed? How to make sure that kkc works perfectly by breaking up those crystals that blocked the nerves/or wateva? Hmm???? Say aye in the comment board and I will be generous with my reflexology skill.

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20 Replies to “My path of pain”

  1. I asked my father-in-law, he said ‘manly organs’ points are near the ankle of the feet (both outside and inside). If u really like to know, i will try to take a photo for u. ๐Ÿ˜›

  2. wahh aunty lilian…u got nice feet..

    anyway, err ur atm kkc progress going downhill or u need it turbo boost?

    kkc zones i think near the heel area. u must be careful otw instead of going up it goes down…

    want turbo boost juz get blue pill, otw go cari those ad of a guy with h/p near his ears and get ur boost there..

    seriously..plenty of sexercise i mean exercise helps…

  3. aiyo, can? ๐Ÿ˜›

    those paths REALLY hurt like hell lar!! is it true that if it hurts when u walk on these that u are not healthy? if that is the case…i think i wont be around for long. my time is almost up lar. ๐Ÿ™

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

  4. Lilian you asked:
    “Do you want to know where the ermmรขโ‚ฌยฆmanly organs points are placed? How to make sure that kkc works perfectly by breaking up those crystals that blocked the nerves/or wateva? Hmm???? Say aye in the comment board and I will be generous with my reflexology skill.”

    Aye! Aye! Now, I’m always giving my man reflexology “treatments” so I’m waiting for your reply to the above. But why are all the men in your comments boards saying Aye! also? (*scratch head*)

  5. Aunty Lilian…

    4get reflexology. Try this on atm

    (sorry Max, I gotta take out the link!)

    i guarantee atm will smile for DAYS…

    err can give FR on me mail ?

  6. Sorry to say this but I truly think that these reflexology paths are not so effective and may infact be bad to you.

    Since there are points on our feet that represent each organ, how are you to know you’re hitting the right spot and not the wrong spot?

    This is the reason why they restrict you from overdoing it. Like you say lilian … “Dun play-play, afterwards silap point, terus mandul.”

    How do you know if you hit the right or wrong spot?

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