*Warning – Stay away if snakes give you the creeps. Python ahead. Sorry, Romantic.*
Hi! My name is Anaconda. I reside with 5xmom and family.
The guest in our house. My kids latest craze. My husband’s new baby. Why oh why do I live them? My current fear factor.
I got a sore-throat from screaming too much. Who wouldn’t if you have kids who appeared out of nowhere with a baby python right on your shoulder?
I warned them already, if anyone of you do that again, my karate chop is going break someone’s neck. I don’t mind the cold, dry skin but that forked, tiny black tongue and huge eyes is enough make the hairs and nipples stand!
Oh man, I am not particularly afraid of snakes. But snakes are supposed to be in snake farms and zoos. Not crawling around my PC.
People’s kids play with computer games. Mine had a necklace of a boa. I told him the snake is going to constrict him to death. He asked if I want to try putting it around my neck and chasing me with it.
With that python on my computer desk, I will be permanently cured of my addiction to blogging. Good solution, no?
(Notes: The snake is actually caught by our apartment security guards. My kids and hubby had sort of adopted it by buying it stuffs to eat and cage to stay. They bought cute, cute little white baby rat as food. Poor, poor little rattie. It doesn’t bite. Phyton only constricts you to death. You ever seen Tarzan fighting with a boa constrictor? Angelina Jolie’s dad with an anaconda? The problem is if the guard let it go, someone may mistaken it for poisonous snake and kill it with one whack. If it falls into the wrong hand, it will end up in the cooking pot. So, I guess the guards are keeping it till they decide to send it to the Jabatan Perhilitan. And my kids brought it home for a few hours.)
*eeeeeeeeeeeek, screeeeech, cheeeeeeebyeeee* If they keep doing it, soon my whole apartment unit can actually hear me cussed. And the kids can’t stop teasing me. Show me a belt, a ruler, ribbon and I will also scream. Hope I don’t scream at the wrong snake or atm is going to regret it. *whack, whack, whack* LOL!