Serious. I usually never get constipation even when I stuff myself with lots of chocolates. But recently, I changed my eating habit to drink a lot of water, eat fibrous food, lots of vegetables and I got constipated!
*sheesh* I think my body is acting stubborn and defiant. I have been faithfully exercising for about 45 minutes each day. This morning, when I stepped on the weighing scale…….4 pounds. I PILE ON 4 farking pounds. MCB! Someone give me a hammer to whack that scale. No, that idiotic scale ought to be send to the junkyard and flattened like those smashed up cars.
On the blogging part, I have three posts that I had written but decided not to publish it. Some people are just not worth my time. Let them rot.
I just read about another earthquake near Pakistan. What caught my eyes :
The situation was still tense, witnesses said, with residents listening and watching the crows whose screeching served as a early warning system before each tremor.
Well, lots of people died. Some of the villages are completely flattened. May they find strength in Allah.
And their PM said,
President Musharraf went the scene in Islamabad where scores of people were feared killed or trapped in two 12-storey apartment blocks reduced to rubble.
“It is a test for all of us. It is a test for me, of the Prime Minister, of the government and of the entire nation and I am sure we will succeed,” Musharraf said.
And I want to say – God doesn’t test people. These are all shits that we cannot avoid on earth. It is not God who did this to us, for God’s sake! I know, the PM did not say anything about God. But that other President uses God’s name. God’s ear must be itchy.
I simply hate it when people tells me when my son died that it is a test from God. For God’s sake, I may not know God then but I know Him enough to know that if we are to live on earth, all shits are inevitable. But God is always there if we just turn to Him. Yeah, God is the reliable guy who will help us out of deep shits.
Then again, I know of one crazy lady who told me that when she got constipation, she will pray! Puhleez! God gave you an anus and the desire to push, so for goodness sake, just push that shit out and don’t bother God. He has better things to do, ok?
One more thing – Over the weekend, I am taking off some links and putting up new ones. If you like your blog to be linked, just drop your URL here, ok? I like to build long, long links.
Heh, I bet no one knows what to comment with these constipated postings.