Damn. I just pulled out the Astro card and satu kali censored all programmes. Peace on earth…..
It is getting damn annoying. I am going to get atm to unsubscribe the cartoon channels.
My toddler doesn’t watch cartoons. He only watch, golf! (sobz) And that Japanese NHK Channel 35 every afternoon. Sometimes, he sat there with the father watching tennis and football. *sigh* Atm is the happiest man on earth to finally find a son who shares his interest. That’s why I am amply rewarded all the time.
Back to stewwwpid Astro’s cartoons. Channel 60 is blardy bad influence because their little kids can make fun of their President. Can you believe it? They get Bush to eat worms and Al Gore to do something else (look-alike actors la). They throw cream pies on their President faces. (all these from The Amanda show). They enjoyed wasting tonnes of chocolates, creams, marhsmallow in games show. God, I just hate Nickelodeon for the too Americanised approach. I am sure real Americans are not misbehaved like those shows. Well, I really hope they are not.
Then, Channel 61 is all too sweet and commercialised. It points back to ‘Visit Disneyland’. Thank God I had been to EuroDisney to know that Disneyland is just an over-priced theme park where cotton candies cost RM12 per pack. Otherwise, I would die of guilt if my #3 son (he was too young to go then) keeps pestering me to go to HongKong just to visit Disney.
And someone, please assasinate that CN as in canneh aka Cartoon Network. These producers are sickos, mann. Who would want to watch Courage the Cowardly Dog, Mucha banyak Lucah (Lucah = porn in Malay), red baboons, violent road runners, gay spongebob (no wait, that is channel 60 wateva la), lesbos Power Puff Girls. Which parents in their right minds would allow their kids to watch shows like that?
So, no more. Enuff is enuff. I am going to take off the Astro Wah Lai Toi, movies package (Uncle Ho is cheaper in the long run) and cartoon networks. Three packages off. Leaving only Sports and Documentary.
Now, one question. Is the MTV package worth subscribing? Are the series there nice to watch? I hate Oprah, so don’t bribe me. I also hate reality shows. Frankly, I hate everything except Dr. House.
BTW, I am taking off Astro WLT because I do not want to be caught in the cycle of ‘middle-age aunties who fantasise living life like the TVB8 series and making love with Gallen Lo or Bobby Au-Yeong in their heads and then, dye their hair blonde and wear fuschia tight pants’. If I need that sparks, I might as well go start a blog ala Literotica and earn loads from porn advertisements. (Hey, I am only joking only, ok? Big storm coming, I don’t want to get strike by lightning you know.)