I was being the extra sweet mom yesterday and decided to bring the kids to a shopping mall on a Friday afternoon. So, everyone was all dressed up and feeling top of the world.
Reached shopping mall all hap-happy but returned home, feeling like kicking, slapping and spitting some people.
First encounter
TM Nut’s promoter wearing those orange t-shirt tailed me and ask me to install internet at home. After giving him a courteous smile that says NO, he kept tailing and explained that internet is good for children’s education.
Pttuii….who you wanna bluff? Good for porn education got la. (talking in my own head)
Still tailing me pushing the leaflet into my face. I glared at him, cursing.
MCB, you know who you are messing with ah? I rule the internet, ok? If you search for anything Penang, 9 out of 10 times, you will land at my website, ok?
Second encounter
Put kid on trolley but midway, one of his shoes dropped. Just next to some slimming centre’s promotion counter. I thought, die ler, these bimbo white uniform, blonde hair Ah Lians are going to pounce on me to join their slimming course. But shit! I don’t know to be happy or angry. They did not bother eventhough it took me a while to put on the shoe! They probably think, “Haiya….no need to waste gas (effort/sai hei) la, see only know she can’t afford our RM10K slimming course or so pudgy like her, no slimming course can salvage.”
I consoled myself that probably, I am curvaceous and slim enough so they know I don’t need a slimming course. Or they saw that I gave the TM Nut promoter a killer stare so they dare not approach me.
Third encounter
Then, there is this free pens counter. Like shit I need to beg for a lousy pen like that and endure their saliva spraying, selling some dunno what glue that cost RM12 per tube. They are damn aggresive and will drag you to get their free pen. Go shove up your ass la.
*haih* I thought I don’t want to blog over the weekend but the good doctor’s blog had triggered off the blogging itch. Go check out the link provided on Dr. Liew’s post. Very informative one.
I know, I know, promote to me also wrong. No bother me also wrong. 5xmom very hard to please one, you dunno meh?
Pui fook! Pui fook!
By the way, porn education also part of children’s education mah. LoL …
Aiyoh, how come all ur encounters so chun chun kena some counters u dun like one…so heng:P hehehe
OOOps, i should have read this b4 i commented just now.
*run away fast fast….. kapwinggggg*
those guys at the free pen counter very kurang ajar one… the other day my when to claim the pen & this guy started to promote this RM10 knife, my friend was courteous enuff to listen to him & thank him & said that she doesn’t need another knife (she the kind who won’t buy/ take even if it’s free something that she doesn’t need). The guy had the cheek to say this.. “haiya… you ppl ar, RM10 also cannot afford buy ar…’ my friend was so pissed of that she told him off & threw the pen back at him! His co-worker was too dumbstruck to say anything… My friend is indian btw…
Ahtene – Yalor, that one at SS farlim, adoi, I feel like selling him acne cream. And Tesco is like vultures waiting for their prey.
Samm – Dun run, I want free coleama.
mystic – Yalor, so ngam.
Bryan – hehehe, I kembang sendiri only to sooth my wounded (LOL) ego. Don’t take me seriously.
I also want to start a self-defense class on how to ward off pesky sales pest. Any takers?
helen – You wanna teach? I want….I want to learn how to sniff all the toileteries on the supermarket aisle without being told that my hair is yellow. LOL.
“MCB, you know who you are messing with ah? I rule the internet, ok? If you search for anything Penang, 9 out of 10 times, you will land at my website, ok?”
WAHAHAHAH OWNAGE!!!!