// The Obnoxious 5xmom

Good God, I am going cuckoo soon.
I have one toddler who asks, “Where buy?” on everything. I hold a new broom, he asked, “Where buy?”. I open a new bottle of shampoo, he asked, “Where buy?” Arrggghh…..so many ‘Where buys?’ got me muttering ‘CheeBuy la’. And toddler replied, ‘Chee Buy? [...]

Minishorts asked Why Marry? two days ago. After two days, I still can’t figure out a one-liner answer.
Here’s my version:
THE HOLY ONE
1) God’s will.
2) Legally right.
3) Morally right.
4) Lovingly right.
5) Because mommy said so.
THE BITCHY ONE
1) So that we don’t get anak di luar nikah. It is awfully hard to register [...]

Too bad I did not apply for some other uniformed job or else, everybody gotta do ear squats too. Muahahahar.

Two nights ago…..
Someone message me on MSN me at 10.00 pm….
Someone : You seem to be sleeping early lately.
(usually, I am logged on to MSN till 3am)
Me : Really? I didn’t notice that.
Someone : Having hot sex every nite?
Me : Go die la. I have [...]

I brought my camera to church today. Missed celebrating mass because my toddler was vomitting like siao early morning. Puke until yellowish stomach juices also come out. Lucky, he konked out and woke up all fine. So, I managed to attend my choir practice plus suprise birthday party for our choirmaster [...]

Living up to JoeC’s Fastest Blogger name given to me, here is the report on the Penang Meet for bloggers and netizens.
First, nice to meet LiewCF. He came with two lengluis and a friend. Liew is every bit of a geek and not very talkative. Next, another new blogger we met [...]

This is turning into a gossip column. But I truly hope we can learn some lesson from someone else misfortune. After all, what good is a misfortune if we do not learn anything from it, right?
Read my previous story on Auntie Long Hair (ALH).
On Tuesday when I was dragging a luggage, carrying a [...]