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I hate dentist

I hate dentist. But I really wish for a perfect set of white teeth like those celebrity sexy smile and their rows of celebrity sexy teeth.

Good Lord, why do You put nerves in our teeth?

Why hard enamel like that gives killer pain?

Why not just make teeth un-decayable and no stain? Why can’t I have a set of celebrity sexy teeth like those stars from Hollywood?

Saves me thousands of ringgit.

Plus none of these toothaches?

Dear God, You love me. Please put into my path, a charming, handsome, gentle, bearded, smells great, dentist who’s an angel. A male one, please. Bengali, Indian, Chinese or Malay. Old or young. Doesn’t matter. So long as he can sooth my pain, fears, phobia and cheap. (Oi, charming is not humsup, ok?)

Argggh……KNNCCB %#@&@*!#!!#! I hate dentist
But I have to see one sooner than later. Chant after me….I hate dentist,

And I want to have celebrity sexy smile with teeth that has been treated with celebrity sexy teeth whitener. I have heard so much reviews on celebrity teeth whitener but I do not know if they works or it is scam.




25 Responses to “I hate dentist”

  1. *lol* I hate dentist too. Back then when I was much younger, I got too afraid to enter the room, I ran all the way out of the clinic, screaming and crying. No more dentist until years later, I had to wear braces. Hehe.. My most horrific years!

  2. me too me too me too! (and not ashamed to cry a little either heh)

  3. I hate dentist, I hate dentist, I hate dentist, I hate dentist, I hate dentist, I hate dentist, I hate dentist, I hate dentis, I hate dentine, I hate dents, I hate dental, I hate denggi, I hate demam, I hate deadline, I hate…..oh wait, that’s not right.

  4. Dentist are not as bad as they were before.. but they sure cost alot more than before..!!

  5. good luck… on ya visit… nope is painless as light rain beating on the tin roof…. cheers.

  6. All the best to you. Believe me, just get it over with. No dentist in the world is worse than toothache.

  7. I love dentist 🙂 BUt not when it comes to the payment part.

  8. at least take a pic of him when u r seated in the chair, pls. that’ll make a great post, hohoho

  9. i agree with mama bok, they are not as bad nowadays. maybe cos they realise it’s a big $$$$ business especially with children. And surprisingly, my kids love going to the dentist..

    i remember the days when the dentist used to come around to the school. real panic..

  10. The dentist that i go to – this sweet young lady – is not too bad. Looking at her takes the pain away…momentarily

  11. just ask for laughing gas, plenty of it & u’ll be fine!

  12. Wu Ching – Over here, we don’t have laughing gas except for delivering babies. Only kena injection and then, the root canal works. Arrgghhh I hate root canal. Damn lengthy procedure and expensive.

    Jeremy C – Currently mine is a great one except it is a ‘she’ and very old.

    king’s wife – That’s how I develop my phobia for dentists. We used to have an English dental nurse and a dental clinic in my primary school. Then, later on, the Klinik van will come like the grim reaper and sapu all of us to the Gov. Klinik (after the nurse stop working).

    samm – Hahaha, I haven’t found the ideal guy yet.

  13. I used to hate dentists very much. I used to have one tooth removed each week, for 6 weeks. Plus 2 surgeries to remove 2 of my wisdom teeth. Just so that the dentist could fix my mal-aligned teeth (read: using braces).

    But now I am immuned to them. But I will STILL chan after you 🙂

  14. ACrix- You are a sadist! Which part of the dental works you like? Drilling?

    helen – I still haven’t got around to it.

    JoeC – Wuah, so simple meh?

    MamaBoK – But still need to drill.

    Din – Yay!

    q – Seems that no one likes dentist.

    Lil Patchee – Hahaha, so dramatic?

  15. come, i give one good punch and kau dim for you. free somemore.

  16. LOL! Hey, you are like a child lah! Ian would say “I hate toothbrush, I hate tooth brush,…” (he really cries whenever he sees me bring out the tooth brush).
    🙂 Nowadays dentists are not that scary liao lah! 😉

  17. Suzette – Yalor, I whine until my kids oso fed-up with me. Still I refuse to go yet.

    ahpek – Can die lor. It is my molar, the old filling prolly drop off a bit. I’d rather pay RM450 for root canal, RM60 for filling, RM750 for crowning. OUCH!!!!!

  18. I love dentist I love dentist i love dentist I love dentist *runs*

  19. Why not try my uncle?

    His clinic is @ Hunza Heights, 1st floor, beside Penang First AOG, his clinic is easily recognizable with the bible verses on the window (I think the verses are still there).. long time since I went to his clinic.

    But he’s a careful dentist 🙂

  20. Destist arrr…

    I used to hate them lor because I was freaking afraid of them… Hahaha. But now I have to stop hating them… Because I need to go for check ups. Lol.

    Cheers!

  21. I hate a Penang dentist , I hate a Penang dentist, I hate a Penang dentist.. he ruined my teeth forever!!!! When I was a kid my mum would send us to grammys in Penang for holidays and at the same time check our teeth. for 2 days and ended up with 35 . The dental nurse had checked my teeh before and only found one cavity. Canadian dentists have found my teeth to be strong. and no cavities on every check up for past 25 years .GRRRRRRR

  22. ooops typo in previous post..too angry;

    Should read:
    I hate a Penang dentist , I hate a Penang dentist, I hate a Penang dentist.. he ruined my teeth forever! When I was a kid my mum would send us to grammys in Penang for holidays and at the same time check our teeth. The dentist found 20 cavities and made me go for 2 days and ended up with 35 cavities. The dental nurse ( at school) had checked my teeth before and only found one cavity. Canadian dentists have found my teeth to be strong. and no cavities on every check up for past 25 years .GRRRRRRR

  23. Ouch, Romantic. That must be quite a nightmare. 35 drills! It will probably make me go frigid permanently. LOL. I agree with you, some are probably finding gold mines instead of cavities.

    Kyels – I will grit my teeth and go within these few days.

    Jinny – OK, I will prolly try him out! My current dentist too has Bible versions, cross-stitching ones. But you know what it says? “My father’s house has many rooms….I will go before you and prepare…” Alamak, cursing me to death before I even step in. LOL. Moreover, I found her too matronly. I already in pain and kena lectured for not taking care of my teeth pulak. Ish.

  24. Hehe nevermind, my uncle is a very nice and friendly fella 🙂

  25. Oh, but a word of warning, he’s a ‘wanted’ dentist.. so you might have to book an appointment if he’s not free, best to get a card from him. I can’t remember his clinic tel. no, but if you email me (check this comment to get my email) I’ll ask my mom to give me his clinic’s # and email to you..