Following is the MSN between two bloggers regarding laptops. The laptop brands had been censored.
wingz says: oi ABC brand very good, not hot one
lilian says: u mean the machine heat?
wingz says: hot as in temperature
wingz says: my ABC tarak heat but i use my wife mia XYZ brand laptop, berpeluh my wrist (sweating)
lilian says: burn yr kkc LOL. mandul nanti.
wingz says: mch … who use kkc to type one ? (kkc is the colloquial languaget for the birdie)
lilian says: u put on your lap mah LOL
lilian says: kayu bahagia mah? (joystick)
wingz says: i never put laptop on lap to use … sue boil own sperm if put on lap sial
wingz says: telur separuh masak !!!!
5xmom : Or grilled sosej. LOL
wingz : Don’t play-play. The laptop melted the clear plastic from the organiser.
5xmom : End up with burnt balls.
lilian says: hahaha! I blog this hor? Community message brought to you by Rojakz and 5xmom.
Don’t put the laptop on your lap. Preserve humanity. Don’t boil your eggs. Keep your eggs fresh!
BTW, I think Wingz was not exaggerating about the heat emitted from the laptop. The brand name starts from C. Go guess.