Following is the MSN between two bloggers regarding laptops. The laptop brands had been censored.
wingz says: oi ABC brand very good, not hot one
lilian says: u mean the machine heat?
wingz says: hot as in temperature
wingz says: my ABC tarak heat but i use my wife mia XYZ brand laptop, berpeluh my wrist (sweating)
lilian says: burn yr kkc LOL. mandul nanti.
wingz says: mch … who use kkc to type one ? (kkc is the colloquial languaget for the birdie)
lilian says: u put on your lap mah LOL
lilian says: kayu bahagia mah? (joystick)
wingz says: i never put laptop on lap to use … sue boil own sperm if put on lap sial
wingz says: telur separuh masak !!!!
5xmom : Or grilled sosej. LOL
wingz : Don’t play-play. The laptop melted the clear plastic from the organiser.
5xmom : End up with burnt balls.
lilian says: hahaha! I blog this hor? Community message brought to you by Rojakz and 5xmom.
Don’t put the laptop on your lap. Preserve humanity. Don’t boil your eggs. Keep your eggs fresh!
BTW, I think Wingz was not exaggerating about the heat emitted from the laptop. The brand name starts from C. Go guess.
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10:08 pm on November 20th, 2005 1
omg… the pikchers… what is lilian’s meaning?!
10:09 pm on November 20th, 2005 2
I add few ya. C.m..q is it?
10:19 pm on November 20th, 2005 3
surfnux – yayaya.
simon – Huh? Pictures of food only mah.
10:23 pm on November 20th, 2005 4
…….
two mad ppl in blogosphere..
10:58 pm on November 20th, 2005 5
I disagree. Laptop brand “c” do not emit that much of heat. In fact, i personally recommend it to anyone as a reliable laptop.
11:03 pm on November 20th, 2005 6
Jacy – You go whack that Rojakz? He told me so wor. Anyway, it wasn’t in my list of ‘to-consider’ brand. Prolly the C brand got hot because of Rojakz’s porn. LOL.
cyber-red – Two bloggers who eat-full-nothing-to-do on weekends.
11:13 pm on November 20th, 2005 7
buggar i gonna have big big problem lei.U all should talk this topic earlier.No gonna put lap top on my lap n hope is not too late
11:59 pm on November 20th, 2005 8
Nola, the C brand as I know it, is very problematic. If you ever get one, chances of it ending up in the mechanic shed is very high. I have seen many of my friends C brand laptop just kong on them, some more not even a week!
But I know the C brand is very affordable with good specs but I dont recommend it on seeing so many failing machines. As for you, just pray that it yours don’t kong on you lor…touch wood.
I personally recommend Asus and Dell laptops. I like Dell for their back up service and Asus for quality.
Nice post 5xmom. Kinda got me back on my feet..kind of stressed out for the forthcoming tests and assg due dates this week,
12:16 am on November 21st, 2005 9
Hmmmmm, well, on the other hand, if what you alleged about the ‘C’ brand is true, it makes good alternative contraceptive. Of course the downside is it’s effect is irreversible… lol
so, ppl who do not wish to shoulder the responsibility of parenthood, ask your man to buy ‘c’ brand laptop and place on lap.
12:45 am on November 21st, 2005 10
then what is ABC brand leh?
12:53 am on November 21st, 2005 11
Rb – Ends with a C. MSN Rojakz better, I may have confused the two brands.
helen – Oi, dun play-play. Langsung tak boleh pakai, you want meh? Mandul still ok. Mati pucuk, apamaciam?
Dylan – Glad you find this funny. As for the brand, I think sometimes, it depends on our luck also. Like cars, some cars memang give headaches to one owner but ok for others.
9394 – peepoopeepoo, 911 to the rescue! KKC on fire!
1:15 am on November 21st, 2005 12
hoho but I think since c is bought over by h*, it must have improved abit lo. :p hoho those pics are taiwan sausage ar? hoho so big one.
2:07 am on November 21st, 2005 13
fren got one C laptop. the shell is melted and now u get stained by black rubber stuff all over ur palms!
i had a taiwan ciplak brand that lasted better than hers!
8:05 am on November 21st, 2005 14
c brand too hot for men no good but ok for women coz it warms her up no thankz to men!
9:22 am on November 21st, 2005 15
my sis had a C laptop. Dang lots of problem lor. It would always shut down on by itself cos it was too hot….fan problem I think
11:47 am on November 21st, 2005 16
C brand hot meh? Must be some noob using it (arghh, don’t throw stones)
Ok, ok, I am using a centrino(don’t confuse it with celeron) notebook, more expensive(than normal Pentium 4 mobile processor in year 2003-2004) but emits less heat. It is also important to go into notebook CMOS and turn on the feature “Fans always on when runs on AC power”. And never ever block the air vent of the notebook.
And take note of my previous comment on the notebook : Most notebook vendor install TOO MUCH JUNK inside. Those junks are the main problem of overheating, waste your eletric and force your processor works around the clock even you are not using it.
12:21 pm on November 21st, 2005 17
yep, yep, guys are advise against putting labbie on lap, nanti underground factory shut down, susah la. cheers!
10:45 pm on November 25th, 2005 18
oh, izzit Chanel ah the brand? that wan very lauya one lahh..don buy..
12:58 am on December 3rd, 2005 19
[...] He said HP (dunno what but not Compaq) is good. I said Rojakz said it can burn the kkc. (nolah, I am not so stupid to tell my atm about Rojakz’s kkc) [...]
10:03 pm on December 4th, 2005 20
[...] I don’t particularly like Compaq for several reasons. The first being that HP is behind it. HP has a monopoly on my office computers and it doesn’t give us much choice. They are overpriced and underspec’ed IMHO. But that’s just me. Additionally, Compaqs (from experience) notebooks like Twinheads produce alot of heat. If you don’t believe me, then perhaps believe 5xmom. She calls it burnt KKC. Me, I call it the good ol’ Continental Breakfast with sausage and eggs. [...]