// The Obnoxious 5xmom

1) Turn to Ah Lian Soh, wear sequins, silver and gold thread, black lacey stuffs and jeans with rhinestones;
2) Wear dangling earrings;
3) Paint hot fuschia nails;
4) Dye hair to red;
5) Pointy shoes with more sequins and beads(ok, no pointy bras hor?)
6) Start to cuss in Hokkien;
7) Drive like Kancil owners; (put signal to turn left [...]

If you know what I am talking about, good. If not, don’t ask.
I was at One-Stop, Midlands, Penang and the shop we regularly go to is offering DVD9 for only RM3. These usually go for RM7. Some shops offer RM20 for 3, some RM7, buy 5 get one free.
I think they have [...]

If you KL guys go to weddings as a couple, mah pokkai lor? RM200 angpows? Wuah…..poket oso koyak liao hor?

I wish everyone HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006 and may it brings lots of money, love, good health and great sex to everyone!

Don’t ask me how I ended up in Ipoh. Wish I have Helen and Samm’s phone numbers.
We were on our way back from KL and sons wanted to check out the Taman Polo aka Taman Rekreasi Sultan Aziz Shah (why so many Sultans’ names in Ipoh wan……..? Pening tau, all similar [...]

Personally, in my very humble opinion, I think I am an above average photographer. Even eggs can look attractive when I am behind the camera. These six eggs got photographed from all angles, with different lightings, composition and got adjusted to ’sit’ properly.
But when it comes to self-potrait, I cannot compose my own [...]

Here in KL with kick-ass superfast internet broadband from the hotel. No shit, it is 100Mbs whilst the one at home is 11Mbs. So fast that things got download before I can even blink my eyes. Before I can finish sneezing, I got softwares from pssttt….P2P. Before I can say atchoo, [...]