I swear my 10 years old never read my blog. He never read my references about sausages in my blog.
So, I guess it is inborn.
We were at Ed’s Deli in Giant Supermarket. Ed’s Deli sells meat, sausages, salami, beef jerky etc. There are two sections. One is the open shelf with the pre-packed goods and the other with the butchers manning the stall.
I was instructing the butcher to give me 100gms prosciutto, 6 slices ham, 200 gms of yadda yadda yadda. I overheard my #3 (10 years old) telling his brother.
Hey, #2(name)!, Look, this looks just like your weeny. Your tiny, teeny, weeny……
He was pointing to a packet of tiny franks. And measuring it with his fingers.
My #2 is the sensible older brother. He put on a face and told me, “Mom…you got a retard there.” Then, he proceeds to grab another packet of German sausages. Huge, white, long sausages.
“I take this and whack your head only you know.” He warned #3.
#3 then, grabbed a salami and war almost broke out.
“The two of you. Stop playing with people’s food.”
Took all my purchases and scoot off. Laugh out loud till got tears in the eyes. Bloggable material, ain’t it?
Proven that male species love to compare sizes. True or not?