Should I crap about Lilian too fengshui tips for the year of the dog? I am afraid Helen is going to come after me with a cleaver. She owns SIX dogs. I was about to blog on 101 ways to cook a dog. So, I better go back and polish my draft so that all the dogs lovers do not send dog faeces to me.
Should I lament about my sick kids? Nope. ‘Cos someone is going to call Jabatan Penderaan Anak (child abuse authority) when they read how I laced my toddler’s milk and drinks with drugs. Or how I doused him with water when his temperature was high. Thank God for Dr. C who prescribed cataflam and zyrtec drops. Woohoo! No more spitting (on my face), vomitting (on my lap), bollywood-ing actions from toddler whenever I mention the word ‘eat medicine’. Now, ~evil laugh~ I just need to drop 10 drops into his milk/drinks and he won’t be able to know. I hope zyrtec makes him sleepy. ~more evil laughs~
Should I tell you guys that I HAVE to go to KL AGAIN!!!??!!! -tomorrow- today evening. My atm has work in KL on Friday and Monday. Nephew’s wedding is on Sunday. So, to save my poor atm from flying up and down and driving up and down, we decided to drive down to KL tomorrow evening. Probably we will stay at Boulevard, MidValley this time.
Now, I have to write the standard letter, “Dear teacher, I am sorry to inform that my son is not able to attend class on yadda yadda because yadda yadda.” With three kids, I think it is easier I make a printed copy and photostat them. Signed and pass a stack to each son. They can freely fill in the date and names. Easy, no?
There, I am going to be stuck in KL with no internet access unless I go to Starbucks or Coffee Beans. The hotel charges exhorbitant fees for broadband access. We wanted to stay in MV ‘cos I can let my kids go to the cinemas and bowling alley easily. Plus it is nearer to my nephew’s place in Damansara Perdana. ~sobs~ I can’t stay in Cyberview Lodge anymore ‘cos atm has work on Monday morning.
I am going to rot in MV from Friday till Tuesday. Poor me, poor, poor me. Anyone wants to date 5xmom on Friday? *chokes and faints*